Cat feces linked to Juuggaloism

http://_national_report_dot_net_/scientists-discover-link-between-cat-feces-and-juggaloism/

Apparently a new scientific study links an infection of pregnant
mothers to cat feces and eventual children who become Juggolos.

reply to post by spirited75

WHAT A LOAD OF CAT CRAP

Originally posted by spirited75
http://_national_report_dot_net_/scientists-discover-link-between-cat-feces-and-juggaloism/

Aparently a new scientific stody links an infection of pregnant
mothers to cat feces and eventual children who become Juggolos.

Nice…

Now blaming the stupidities of subcultures to cat faeces, what’s next..?

Probably one of the worst threads i've ever seen on this site.

No offence, but you realise this is a fake story pretending to be funny?

I mean...the site you linked to has Palin as one of it's writers...that should have given you a clue surely?

reply to post by spirited75


Should this not be in the joke section?

Originally posted by amkia

Originally posted by spirited75
http://_national_report_dot_net_/scientists-discover-link-between-cat-feces-and-juggaloism/

Aparently a new scientific stody links an infection of pregnant
mothers to cat feces and eventual children who become Juggolos.

Nice…

Now blaming the stupidities of subcultures to cat faeces, what’s next..?

Yet another swindled by the masterful likes of National Report and Onion... Ah yes it's National this time... I too was tricked by their latest coverage on the rent a friend website which is eerily similar to preindustrial Alabama type culture:

Washington, DC — It seems you can find just about every type of website and service out there these days; this is probably one you have never heard of or seen before. It is called ‘Black Friend Connect’. Their business model revolves around the idea of a white person “renting” a black friend and while the company is gaining in popularity, it has a lot of people outraged, including the Reverend Al Sharpton. - See more at: http://_national_report_dot_net_/al-sharpton-outraged-about-new-online-slavery-website/#sthash.6t4j3lWQ.dpuf

reply to post by spirited75


Never trust an aparent stody.

They will inevitably lead you to cat poo and clowns.



MORE PUZ!! Who gave you a second star OP.

Is it because the first one felt lonely? Oo

reply to post by winofiend


dear wino (a person who drinks excessive amounts of cheap wine or other alcohol)
fiend (an evil spirit or demon. synonyms: demon, devil, evil spirit
a person of great wickedness or maliciousness. addict 1
A man who craves a certain substance, usually a drug. Various types of fiends exist, such as the tweaker, the crackfiend, the pothead, the cokehead)

Now that I have looked up the compound words comprising your screen name, and prejudicially think that addictively craving the consumption of a spirit external to your preexisting internal spirit is both a diseased crutch for courage and a deceitful dialogue between yourself and your true created spirit, I will note that my spelling is corrected.

Juggoloes beat two Oregon hikers with baseball bats is indicative of violence and that it was first related to feline feces does not surprise the well read members of society.

Originally posted by spirited75
http://_national_report_dot_net_/scientists-discover-link-between-cat-feces-and-juggaloism/

Apparently a new scientific study links an infection of pregnant
mothers to cat feces and eventual children who become Juggolos.

edit on 25-8-2013 by spirited75 because: (no reason given)

Seems Legit

IRM

I dunno....i thought it was hilarious. A few of the comments that faked "sciency" were pretty funny, too.