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VINDICATED - Alcohol consumption just as beneficial as Yoga

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posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:20 PM
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Apparently it take 17 muscles to smile and 43 muscles to frown.

With all of the doom and gloom on ATS recently, I hope you will use just 17 muscles for this post.

Enjoy...........(sent to me by my mother today, she has the best sense of humour for a 68-year-old).




So, life boils down to 2 things. Should I get a Dog or have Children?




Just remember, there is ALWAYS a light at the end of the tunnel..........




God, cats are SO dramatic........





I hope you are smiling


I threw this into the general chit chat forum because, well, I think we all need to step back some times and not take life too seriously all of the time. I have seen so many awesome ATS members in the last week getting really upset with each other over things that are beyond our immediate control.

Yes we can discuss, but when the Mods are OT'ing and Extreme T&C'ing like crazy, you know we are missing the point to life.

Please give you Father, Mother, Sister, Brother, children, friends a hug when you get home.
Tell them that you love them...........nothing else matters.
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posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:25 PM
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Oh that was hilarious!! Any yet another excuse for me to add drink to my overall well being


S&F.

Peace, NRE.



posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:32 PM
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I'm gonna have another shot and one more beer.


Edit - the 'Dolphin' pose is hot.
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posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:34 PM
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Very funny, I have 3 young kids & a puppy you can imagine the fun.... Maybe I should look more into those " yoga" poses
. Not sure I want to check for the light, but laughter was my response
. Always need a laugh after another 6am start to Sunday.



posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:49 PM
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These two kids..


have cool parents


Notice they are smiling? Most would have been running at 100mph from a red misted parent.



posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 05:55 PM
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what has happened is the past.

your reaction is the future.



posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 06:48 PM
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I'll drink to the sentiment posted here. Cheers!


Excellent, Sublime, excellent...



posted on Aug, 24 2013 @ 09:48 PM
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hugs to everyone!!!!!! I agree with the sentiment and this thread made me smile!! nice change of pace, these are!!



posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 02:38 AM
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All things are beneficial in micro amounts.



posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 05:41 AM
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I couldn't get mad at my kids for that. And the only thing you could do is laugh at yourself for leaving a gallon of paint at their access.

I never understood what raging parents hoped to accomplish by scolding, hitting or forever bickering at their kids, besides giving them emotional disorders.

Grab some solvent and get cleaning...


(post by MisterMahound removed for a serious terms and conditions violation)

posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 10:10 AM
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LMFAO!!! Now that made the morning mate. Right on!



posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 11:17 AM
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That was funny and put a huge smile on MY face! Thanks for making my Sunday morning special


S&F



posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 06:22 PM
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Does this mean we need to open Yogaholics Anonymous?



posted on Aug, 25 2013 @ 08:51 PM
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hahaha man that cat was the clincher




posted on Aug, 26 2013 @ 03:41 AM
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I appreciate the message. However, do everyone a favor and don't push the alcoholic agenda. That's the illuminati's territory and trust me, they're doing a stellar job of getting everyone as stupid and happy as humanly possible. There are plenty of other less harmful ways, and even less harmful drugs that achieve that same desired state of being. I don't mean to belittle you and your pleasant post, and I definitely know it wasn't your intention, but let's face it: EVERYONE already drinks. It's sickening if you actually look around you. Peace be with you.



posted on Aug, 26 2013 @ 08:48 AM
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Hammered Dog Says

Namaste

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posted on Aug, 26 2013 @ 09:52 AM
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Originally posted by votan
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hahaha man that cat was the clincher



That cat looked to be photoshopped into the picture...same with the dog.

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posted on Aug, 26 2013 @ 05:55 PM
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Originally posted by boncho
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I couldn't get mad at my kids for that. And the only thing you could do is laugh at yourself for leaving a gallon of paint at their access.

I never understood what raging parents hoped to accomplish by scolding, hitting or forever bickering at their kids, besides giving them emotional disorders.

Grab some solvent and get cleaning...


I agree

When I was 5 and in my first week at school, along with another kid, I drew pictures using mud, all over a freshly painted wall. To this day, I can still remember my shock when dragged by the ear to the office and given the cane!

Most kids are not bad by nature, they just get so engrossed in what they're doing.



posted on Aug, 26 2013 @ 06:26 PM
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OP, any Yogi will tell you that it is impossible to separate yoga from the hindu worship of "demigods" and demons...

it was designed to tune the body to allow contact or "possession" aka channeling... Caryl Matriciana has a lot to say on this topic.

Alcohol ain't called "spirits" for nothing... it, too, opens the body up to demonic energies... this is obvious, just look at how people behave when drunk.

This kind of healing is likely negative supernatural energies, NOT beneficent ones...






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