I just received this email from my sister about low-cost South-African airline Kulula and thought I'd share , surely this is the coolest airline in
the world .
Check out their new livery! And have a read about their Customer Relations. Hard to believe that this is an actual Airline.
My favorite ...
Kulula is an Airline with head office situated in Johannesburg . Kulula airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and
announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
On a flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said,
"Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the
appearance of your flight attendants.”
"There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”
"In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If
you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick
"Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody
loves you, or your money, more than Kulula Airlines.”
"Your seats cushions can be used for flotation; and in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our
"As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants.
Please do not leave children or spouses.”
And from the pilot during his welcome message:
"Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this
Heard on Kulula 255 just after a very hard landing in Cape Town : The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I
know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault,
it was the asphalt.”
After a real crusher of a landing in Johannesburg , the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash
and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced,
we will open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
Heard on a Kulula flight:
"Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing.. If you can light 'em, you can smoke 'em.”
I hope you enjoyed it as much as I did , thank you Kulula Airlines
edit on 20-8-2013 by gortex because: (no reason given)