Every Argument In The History of Arguments Are All Now Totally Invalid

Seriously though...
If you wanted to stick with more of a critter theme for him to ride, wouldn't a wolverine or a badger been better?

They are way more scary and bad ass!

(OK, I have no idea why this is driving me crazy, but it is.)

...Yeah, I think that's enough internet for today. Pretty sad, considering it hasn't even breached 11 in the morning...



Congratulations on the new avatar, Heff. And don't deny it. We all know where that picture is going next.

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This image needs no explaining.

Where's the ear necklace?

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That is the most unfettered, refined, purified and fortified collection of awesome I have ever witnessed.

Thank you Heff. I now have no further needs or worries!

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I think the squirrel is exactly right.

Daryl loves squirrels

I thought I had seen it all with the truck full of fireworks that hit a moose.

I guess not. Huh, and people think I'm weird yet I never came up with Daryl riding a man eating squirrel with bacon in his saddlebags. Or is it a zombie eating squirrel? I may have missed that part.

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Just count your lucky stars that they didn't unleash the marmoset.

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LOL.......I know where the motivation for this thread came from



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He doesn't need a wolverine or badger to look badass. The fact that squirrel has Daryl Dixon on its back has just transformed it from a mutant teddy bear into a colossal steed of terrifying ferocity. Wolverines ain't got nothing on Mr. Squirrel now!

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LOL
I was thinking more along the lines of him being badass enough to "tame" one of them to ride it. as oppose to a squirrel, which, I guess just to me, doesn't really strike much fear.



And thank you to the poster that posted the shirtless pic!

Originally posted by chiefsmom
Seriously though...
If you wanted to stick with more of a critter theme for him to ride, wouldn't a wolverine or a badger been better?

They are way more scary and bad ass!

(OK, I have no idea why this is driving me crazy, but it is.)

Chiefsmom is right.

I donate a Dragon for Daryl to ride....he just doesn't come across as...errr..ummm...manly on a squirrel.

Only drawback...Dragon likes bacon.....extra crispy.



Des

Originally posted by beezzer
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Why isn't he eating bacon?

Threshold peak. . . . . fail.

Because one _never_ eats bacon IN FRONT of zombies.

/everybody-knows-that.

Shessh.


Mike

Try going over 2 hours feeding a baby squirrel goat's milk.

You'll see a furry dragon then!

Why do I always end up on this side of ATS...?

Originally posted by watchitburn
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Humanity has peaked.
We will now diminish and pass on into the west.

edit on 20-8-2013 by watchitburn because: (no reason given)

I'm riding with you watchitburn.
Can we stop for beer on our way "into the west" ?
It's a long trip!

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Heff you always know how to make my day!
((((Hugs)))) !!!

Dammit!! Not seen season 4 yet... Can we have a spoiler alert please!!

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Hey Heff,

That just reminded me of one of my 1st threads.
Zombie Cannibal Squirrel Apocalypse

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And thank you to the poster that posted the shirtless pic!

Want more shirtless Daryl?
Check out this video from 1992
See a 23 year old shirtless Daryl looking cool, smoking and pulling hair.
The images are painfully brief but that's what pause is for.

Who uses a crossbow in a zombie apocalypse?

One shot and then you are screwed with reload time.