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posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:49 PM
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...will not be told in this thread, instead, you get this lousy, obvious prank.


Thank you for your time!




posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:50 PM
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posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:52 PM
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Keep it up: Banned!

This thread is so lame, it's in a wheelchair.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:53 PM
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Originally posted by Lazarus Short
Keep it up: Banned!

This thread is so lame, it's in a wheelchair.


The forum is called jokes, puns and pranks, why would I be banned?



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:56 PM
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Yup I think we should all vote for this member to be banned for life.

We should all get together and report this thread then fill the Mod's u2u's with messages then start an online campaign and not stop till this guy is banned!

Come on people we can do it! lets do it together and rid ATS of this creten.




posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:58 PM
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Seriously, if you get flamed for pulling a prank in a forums for, guess what? Pranks, then to bastardize a quote from Jack Nicholson's Joker, "this site needs an enema!"



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:59 PM
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Who is flaming? OP made a bad joke......i told it like i see it. Others agree.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 05:59 PM
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The jokes on you!, you do realise we are joking and don't want you banned...




posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by roughycannon
Yup I think we should all vote for this member to be banned for life.

We should all get together and report this thread then fill the Mod's u2u's with messages then start an online campaign and not stop till this guy is banned!

Come on people we can do it! lets do it together and rid ATS of this creten.



Lol! Agreed! Ban him! Ban that guy, what's his name?... Oh.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:01 PM
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Originally posted by shaneslaughta
reply to post by ProfessorChaos
 


Who is flaming? OP made a bad joke......i told it like i see it. Others agree.


I was saying that tongue-in-cheek. Sort of like "Aw, c'mon guys! Laugh!"



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:02 PM
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Raise your hands if you came here for b...

oh... wait... I'm not on youtube!




But I got pranked, lol.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:04 PM
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Originally posted by NowanKenubi
Raise your hands if you came here for b...

oh... wait... I'm not on youtube!




But I got pranked, lol.


There ya go! Just a little stupidity on my part to lighten the mood around here, I've run into a lot of overly serious people this weekend on ATS and was aching for a teensy bit of fun.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:07 PM
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I was saying that tongue-in-cheek. Sort of like "Aw, c'mon guys! Laugh!"

Is that the funniest joke ever?

Fail...



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:08 PM
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18-8-2013 @ 11:49 PM - Thread started
18-8-2013 @ 11:50 PM - Member banned




posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:09 PM
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Originally posted by intrptr
reply to post by ProfessorChaos
 

I was saying that tongue-in-cheek. Sort of like "Aw, c'mon guys! Laugh!"

Is that the funniest joke ever?

Fail...




Nope, that joke will be the next "They're coming to get us with GMO's and drones" thread. Most likely it will be posted within the next ten minutes.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:10 PM
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If you ever get banned, come back as Student Order, and sign all you titles with SO at the end... hehe... It should mess a few minds. lol



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:10 PM
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Originally posted by roughycannon
18-8-2013 @ 11:49 PM - Thread started
18-8-2013 @ 11:50 PM - Member banned



At least a Bible vs. Evolution argument didn't break out...



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:11 PM
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I thought this was going to refer to that Funniest Joke ever told skit from Monty Python Lol.. The one that kills everybody.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:11 PM
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Originally posted by NowanKenubi
reply to post by ProfessorChaos
 


If you ever get banned, come back as Student Order, and sign all you titles with SO at the end... hehe... It should mess a few minds. lol


Nah, I behave myself for the most part (and that takes a LOT, believe me), so I don't expect a banning any time soon.



posted on Aug, 18 2013 @ 06:12 PM
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Originally posted by VoidFire
I thought this was going to refer to that Funniest Joke ever told skit from Monty Python Lol.. The one that kills everybody.


That would have been great, I love Python (the group, not the snake).









 
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