How To Cook an Alien

HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN

The above Website makes some rather logical arguments for the cooking and consumption of yummy yummy aliens

The argument for eating Aliens
1 Aliens come here uninvited.
2 They ate Elvis.
3 They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
4 They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).
5 They are Kosher meat.
6 They taste good if prepared well. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
7 Their meat is safer than British Beef.

I prefer mine pan seared seasoned with a turmeric and lemon grass rub with a side of venutian ale.

ancient website
still funneh
SF

reply to post by Lysergic


is that an ancient aliens joke?
but yes, reminds me of the old "geocities " websites

"To serve Aliens"

reply to post by dashen


Right now, there are a few dozen Mexicans who came across the border illegally, logging in to ATS, and shouting, "What the f###?"

reply to post by dashen


I stay away from alien on principle. GMO, you know....

Originally posted by beezzer
reply to post by dashen

 

Right now, there are a few dozen Mexicans who came across the border illegally, logging in to ATS, and shouting, "What the f###?"

That's the first thing I wondered are they talking about cooking people?!?

I was like WTF is this allowed check the old T&C.

reply to post by dashen
I'm going to have them lightly battered and deep fried, accompanied by a bowl of creamy pepper sauce.
Nummy aliens!

Credo Mutwa says that the flesh of a Gray is the ultimate drug, IF it doesn't kill you...

We all know that anything Credo Mutwa says, is true, right?