How To Cook an Alien

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posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 09:54 PM
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HOW TO COOK AN ALIEN

The above Website makes some rather logical arguments for the cooking and consumption of yummy yummy aliens


The argument for eating Aliens
1 Aliens come here uninvited.
2 They ate Elvis.
3 They mutilate our cattle, and probe abductees by shoving probes in their rectum and performing other unspeakable acts upon unsuspecting victims.
4 They are plentiful, more plentiful than the strained seas and land resources, and they seem to be coming in increasing numbers (if you beleive what some people are saying).
5 They are Kosher meat.
6 They taste good if prepared well. According to some,they mess around with the Space Shuttle, when astronauts launch sattelites.
7 Their meat is safer than British Beef.


I prefer mine pan seared seasoned with a turmeric and lemon grass rub with a side of venutian ale.
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posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 09:55 PM
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ancient website
still funneh
SF



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 09:56 PM
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is that an ancient aliens joke?
but yes, reminds me of the old "geocities " websites
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posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 10:04 PM
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"To serve Aliens"



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 10:07 PM
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Right now, there are a few dozen Mexicans who came across the border illegally, logging in to ATS, and shouting, "What the f###?"



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 10:07 PM
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I stay away from alien on principle. GMO, you know....



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 10:20 PM
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Originally posted by beezzer
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Right now, there are a few dozen Mexicans who came across the border illegally, logging in to ATS, and shouting, "What the f###?"


That's the first thing I wondered are they talking about cooking people?!?


I was like WTF is this allowed check the old T&C.



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 10:36 PM
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I'm going to have them lightly battered and deep fried, accompanied by a bowl of creamy pepper sauce.
Nummy aliens!



posted on Aug, 17 2013 @ 11:12 PM
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Credo Mutwa says that the flesh of a Gray is the ultimate drug, IF it doesn't kill you...

We all know that anything Credo Mutwa says, is true, right?





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