The word you say when you are falling

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posted on Aug, 15 2013 @ 11:56 PM
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This is a little joke I came across quite some time ago. It went something like this...

Some malevolent genie type dude put a spell on you and then threw you over a cliff. The spell gives you at the bottom whatever word you scream on the way down.
Say 'CRAP!' and you'll get a soft yet stinky landing. The ground underneath will still kill you.
'F**K!' will land you into the middle of a lusty harem, and you will die happy.
'Wheeee!" gives you a pool of pee. You'll still die though, because liquid is a hard impact if you're going fast enough.

But whatever you do, don't say, "Damn."




posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:04 AM
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"PILLOOOOOOOOOWS!!!!"



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:22 AM
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I would say Boobs!
Like pillows, but better.




posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:29 AM
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OOOBAMAAACARE!! .. oh crap.. what the f**k



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:31 AM
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Originally posted by llmacgregor
I would say Boobs!
Like pillows, but better.



Who wants to land on a bunch
of politicians?



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:34 AM
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What if said person is deaf?.....Broken fingers on the way down!
Damn would be my last word for sure.



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 12:41 AM
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Superman ready to catch me
with the whole justice league ready to ask me to join their team



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 01:19 AM
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 01:27 AM
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dead genie in question - he would bargain for his life thereby saving my own.


or


bottomless pit



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 09:26 AM
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safety net?
trampoline?

Maybe these guys?

edit on 16-8-2013 by dashen because: (no reason given)



posted on Aug, 16 2013 @ 10:17 PM
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it is not the fall that kills you it is the sudden stop at the bottom





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