posted on Aug, 15 2013 @ 11:56 PM
This is a little joke I came across quite some time ago. It went something like this...
Some malevolent genie type dude put a spell on you and then threw you over a cliff. The spell gives you at the bottom whatever word you scream on the
Say 'CRAP!' and you'll get a soft yet stinky landing. The ground underneath will still kill you.
'F**K!' will land you into the middle of a lusty harem, and you will die happy.
'Wheeee!" gives you a pool of pee. You'll still die though, because liquid is a hard impact if you're going fast enough.
But whatever you do, don't say, "Damn."