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Dwight York, According to York.....

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posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 12:20 AM
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I had never heard of this guy until today someone sent me a link to a wikipedia entry, and I must admit, it's quite the comedic gold mine!
en.wikipedia.org...


York began founding Black Muslim groups in New York in 1967, and has been rumored to have changed his teachings and the names of his groups many times. In the late 1980s, he abandoned the "Muslim" theology of his movement in favour of Ancient Egypt and extraterrestrial themes, in 1993 leaving Brooklyn for Eatonton, Putnam County, Georgia, where he built an Egypt-themed compound called Tama-Re.[1]


Nothing too special there, but wait...

The real lulz are in the section "According to York"


The head and hat of Santa Claus are symbolic representations of Saturn, Titan, and Saturn’s rings.



It is important to bury the afterbirth so that Satan does not use it to make a duplicate of the recently-born child.


heh...


Furthermore, some aborted fetuses survive their abortion to live in the sewers, where they are being gathered and organized to take over the world.


bwhahaa ahhhh ahah *cough* whew


People were once symmetrical and ambidextrous, but then a meteorite struck Earth and tilted its axis causing handedness and shifting the heart off-center in the chest.


wait for it.


Birds evolved from fish, not from reptiles.[80] And some species of dinosaur, for instance the Tyrannosaurus Rex, evolved from extra-terrestrial greys


Thats gotta be one of the best ones!


Disco was created by the devil to win the souls of the Nubians


Theres tons more, even outside of the According to York towards the bottom, theres mentions of yoda, who don't like some Yoda?

Have a look if you are bored and need a giggle or twelve.
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posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 12:24 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic


Disco was created by the devil




York gets a no-prize for that one.


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posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 12:25 AM
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Who else would invent such evil!!!!

hehe, look at this one;


Edward Leedskalnin and Nikola Tesla were Venusians.


I KNEW IT! hahaha
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posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 12:43 AM
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York was arrested in May 2002, and in 2004 convicted to a 135 year sentence for transporting minors across state lines in the course of sexually molesting them



As of 2010 Dwight York is serving his sentence at the United States Penitentiary Administrative Maximum Facility (ADX) in Florence, Colorado as Inmate # 17911-054. His projected release date is December 15, 2119.



Claims to have Diplomatic Immunity... Enjoy rotting.



posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 01:06 AM
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wow at first when I saw Dwight York I thought you spoke of the great United player and thought he had lost mind, but this guy has said some funny stuff to quote I do like this alias of his


Chief Black Thunderbird Eagle

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posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 01:11 AM
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He does have a crap ton of aliases doesn't he, but yeah thats the best one lol it's like he thought to himself, eagles are bad ass, so is that mystical Thunderbird, birds of war kick butt! Therefore I shall be known as... hah, dudes a real nutter butter.

Reminds me of an episode of Always Sunny;




posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 02:28 AM
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wow at first when I saw Dwight York I thought you spoke of the great United player


me 2


I was getting ready for some good footy banter



posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 02:34 AM
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same



posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 02:37 AM
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Sorry to disappoint, no footy, just plain ol' crazy



posted on Aug, 8 2013 @ 09:00 AM
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NB, I had to actually look up what a no-prize was, and I LOLd.



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