I'm going to give it a shot I think... but for now the only thing that will come into my mind is the following short poem...
You probed me...
Now you never call
you never write
I thought what we had was special?
Was I just a one nighter?
Why can't you love me back?
This is so unfair.
Call me... maybe?
I started one ..... 40 Shades of Ancient Martian Green ... but it got so strangely erotic that I pulled the plug on it. I don't think ATS would have
gone for it ... even though it wasn't human .... it got really wild.