posted on Aug, 7 2013 @ 08:01 PM
Reply to Schuyler....
Some answers from a woman....
1. He will never cheat on you.
Its a dog, why the hell would it be concerned with other humans, other than the one that feeds it?
2. He will never leave you.
Tell that to the hundreds maybe thousands of people looking for their dogs, that ran off (not taken).
3. You are the best person he's ever known.
Probably because you and maybe a few others are the ONLY persons they ever known.
4. He'll never give you the silent treatment.
If your dog is talking to you when you ask it a question.. well you might need some help.
6. He always loves attention and will always give you a hug.
Again go back to #1 answer.
5. He doesn't care if you cut your hair or pick up your clothes.
They lick their butts with their tongues, why would a messy place bother them?
7. He misses you when you are gone and greets you enthusiastically.
If your significant other didnt miss you while you were gone, well then it might be you.
8. He forgives you if you screw up.
Why do you think your dog cares about human things? and again back to #1.
9. He'll eat anything without complaint.
Im sorry is a dog supposed to throw their food on the ground and demand another choice? Back to #1
10. He thinks everything you say is funny.
Again I think you should reconsider your relationship with your dog. If you are telling jokes to humans that dont think they are funny, but your dog
was rolling on the floor with laughter, wellllll.. I dont know about that.
11. He's always up for a run.
He has 4 legs, so dogs are always (mathematically) twice as happy to go for a run.
12. He'll never argue with you about which show to watch.
And if he does, well I guess it may be time to hit the couch for some much needed help.
13. He'll always let you use him for a pillow.
This can also be found at a store, not just a dog, and btw if your using your dog as a pillow, again you should really think about talking to someone.
Your pet is also an inanimate object to you, does your dog know this?
14. The birthday gift you give him is always perfect
Again, its a dog, it doesnt matter what you get it, unless before you left work there was a note from the dog for something specific, I dont see how
it would matter either way.
15. Dogs don't complain.
Dont take your dog for a run, I am sure he will leave you little notes around the house in either a solid or liquid form.
16. Dogs don't have issues.
You should check, talk a moment to ask the dog how its feeling, I mean you wont know for sure unless their is an answer from the horses... um hmm I
mean dogs mouth.
17. Dogs don't accuse you of sexism.
You have used the term "he" for almost every scenario concerning a dog, like female dogs dont exist. I think the dog already knows your sexist.
18. Dogs don't accuse you of being rude.
Go back and read your post to your dog, and see its reaction, he may be disappointed in you.
19. Dogs don't take things personally.
They surely do, but here is the thing, you can train a dog, and not a woman which goes back to why some man cannot seem to see the difference,
especially those that have a way to close up relationship with theirs.
20. And on the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog.
Because dogs dont use the internet, at least not that know of, but based on some of these comparisons, you may have a much smarter dog then everyone
Come on guys is the it? The one to beat is a dog, compared to a woman, now I see where the problem is, for those that know the value of a women, not
to much to compete with out there!
I am more than happy to not have myself compared to a dog, as I am sure other woman are as well, my advice is as long as you tell a woman that she
just has to be as good or better than your dog, you and you dog will always be together.. FOREVER, and EVER.