posted on Aug, 7 2013 @ 01:36 PM
I have a confession to make. I'm a secret agent working at a secret facility owned by a secret agency within a secret government. But that's not
important right now.
Ever since that traitor Snowden told you that we monitor communications, Al Qaeda, who pulled off the largest terrorist attack in this country's
history but somehow lacked the common sense to anticipate we'd monitor a few emails and phone calls in response, has changed their methods of
Good job. This is the consequence of you knowing how violated your rights are.
But never fear, children. I, too, foiled a massive Al Qaeda plot. It became massive very quickly because they quit using fast, advanced communication
methods. That makes sense, just go with it. But I foiled this plot today. It was in Kuwait or whatever. Something like that. They were going to target
some oil fields and junk which would have sent YOUR gas prices SOARING! Is THAT what you want?! Anyway, I foiled this plot thanks to our surveillance
programs that Al Qaeda has been dodging. That, too, makes sense, so just go with it.
You're not allowed to know because I still have something you don't - my fourth amendment rights.