A 35-year-old unnamed man from northern Israel was visiting his parents in the Lower Galilee town of Nofit when he went to the bathroom. While on the toilet, he got the surprise of his life: A snake crept up from inside the bowl and bit his penis, according to The Times of Israel's report, based on a television news story.
"A 70-year-old, slightly obese woman was in her cabin lying on the bunk in the right lateral recumbent position," the doctor wrote. She was alert but moaning in pain. "Protruding behind her on the bed were several feet of small intestine with [connective tissue] attached."
The woman said she had flushed the toilet while seated. Evidently her bottom had completely sealed the toilet opening and the suction had "pulled everything out." The woman kept repeating, "Why didn't they warn me?'