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classic bar joke retold by me

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posted on Aug, 1 2013 @ 09:54 PM
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A man walks into a bar he’s never been to before and takes a look around. He sees it’s a good little bar and then notices there’s a tiny little piano in the corner with a tiny little man about 10 inches tall just jammin’ away.

He looks the bartender right in the eye and says, “Hey, he’s pretty good. Where’d you find him?” The bartender shies away from the question and continues wiping down the counter. The man says, “No really, where would you find something like that?”

The bartender stops his work and says, “You won’t believe me, but I have a magic lamp and a genie who grants my wishes.” The man is doubtful, but sure enough the bartender pulls out a magic lamp from under the counter to prove it.

The bartender says, “Go for it. Make any wish.” The man thinks about it for a few seconds and says, “I wish for a million bucks!” After a moment, the bar starts to magically fill up with what looks like about a million ducks.

The man turns to the bartender and says, “Hey, mack, I think your lamp is broken.”

The bartender says, “Yeah, do you think I really wished for a 10 inch pianist?”


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posted on Aug, 1 2013 @ 09:58 PM
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Your signature seems appropriate.

:p



posted on Aug, 1 2013 @ 10:02 PM
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Originally posted by Awen24
Your signature seems appropriate.

:p


Thank you



posted on Aug, 1 2013 @ 11:35 PM
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Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha

Originally posted by Awen24
Your signature seems appropriate.

:p


Thank you


That made me laugh out loud. The joke was ok, but the comment about the signature was better.



posted on Aug, 1 2013 @ 11:38 PM
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It was amusing.

Thank you for the late night bit of whimsy.



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 12:39 AM
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I grinned...








a bit.



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 10:43 AM
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Originally posted by Kratos40
The joke was ok, but the comment about the signature was better.


Well, keep an eye out for my posts then! Every time somebody disagrees with me, my signature is the first bit of evidence they use to discredit me


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posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 12:59 PM
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WHich, despite the bad joke, is brilliant.



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 01:26 PM
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Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
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WHich, despite the bad joke, is brilliant.


Oh come on! Everybody keeps groaning over the joke, but nobody is telling their own.



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 04:50 PM
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Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha

Originally posted by bigfatfurrytexan
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WHich, despite the bad joke, is brilliant.


Oh come on! Everybody keeps groaning over the joke, but nobody is telling their own.




Rarely is there a joke that isn't worthy of groaning over. Even if you are humored.

I still think your signature is brilliant, however.



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 06:20 PM
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An old one but a rude good one,.

Camilla goes to see her doctor,
The doctor asks "What seem's to be the problem your ladyship"
Camilla explains "Oh! one is feeling rather unwell after one give's Charls philacio" Looking rather embarrassed.
The doctor puzzled for a moment scratching his head while he thinks and reply's. "Has your ladyship tried Andrews".

(That is Andrew's liver salts and for those not British whom are unfamiliar www.chemistdirect.co.uk... )



posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 06:35 PM
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Your signature seems appropriate.

'quick,someone call narco an ambulance!'

'hey narco, youre an ambulance'




posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 06:52 PM
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Funny

I heard this one the other day,.....

Surprize morning sex is the BEST,...unless you're in prison.






posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 06:57 PM
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Are you the Rikku that insults me in the chat room?

..because there's two Rikku's on the site and I don't know which one is which


Anyway, thanks for the joke! Amazingly, I've never heard that one.

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posted on Aug, 2 2013 @ 11:33 PM
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Thanks for posting this funny joke . You've made my day

--------------------------------LOL ------------------------------



posted on Aug, 3 2013 @ 01:48 PM
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I relayed it to my wife and she was not amused.

Of course, in my world - it means that it was at least a decent joke.... I liked it.



posted on Aug, 3 2013 @ 03:23 PM
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whats 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of c men, and makes women scream?





the sock under your bed.




Hope that doesn't violate t&c.



posted on Aug, 3 2013 @ 05:56 PM
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This deserves a star and flag, if only out of sheer protest for what has happened to this website.

Brrrriiillllliant, Narco.



posted on Aug, 3 2013 @ 05:58 PM
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Any time, comrade!



posted on Aug, 3 2013 @ 11:26 PM
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I cannot even believe this is on the home page of ATS


Surely there is something better






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