posted on Jul, 29 2013 @ 11:07 AM
Since I've been beating up on science quite a bit lately I figured it's time to give our beloved scientists clothed in purple garb a bit of a
respite. In fact, some might misinterpret my so-called science bashing as a clever guise for my religious views. Perhaps I'm really a Bible thumper
Well, I used to be. In fact that's what I originally began studying in my undergraduate days, with a desire to become a pastor of my very own church.
My my how things change.
Now before you try and save my soul from my backslidden ways, pay very close attention here, because I don't want to have to repeat myself a hundred
times. I can guarantee you that there's not one part of the Bible I'm not familiar with. And I probably know more about it than you do. I know more
about it than most Christians. So before you go quoting a passage of scripture to me,
I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT IT.
I'll likely already know about any argument you have too. That's the beauty of you Christians, you're so simple minded. Which is not usually a
problem, since I enjoy the simple things in the Creator's (the Real Creator that is, someOne you don't know) Universe. But you guys take simplicity
of thought to a whole new level. And no, that's not a compliment.
I'm going to just go off the top of my head at first and list the contradictions and misunderstandings of Christianity. This list is no where near
exhaustive. And I'll probably revise the list.
If you think of any other contradictions/misunderstandings, please help me with this list, and I'll update.
And please, Christians, for once in your simple little lives, stop believing that everything is an attack from Satan. Could be Satan just doesn't
want you to eat from the tree of knowledge. Does God really want to keep you in the Dark? Not my God.
So w/o further ado..The silliness of Christianity:
-The only (greatest) story ever told was the Fall of Saturn. Like Tolkien said, there is no story without the Fall.
-The Bible teaches incest is wrong, but Adam and Eve's family had to have sex with one another.
-The Cross is really our crossing the galactic plane, when the Sun will die.
-The real Sabbath is Saturday, because that is Saturn, the reason why the Jews honor it on Saturday.
-Satan = Saturn
-The Bible teaches in one God, yet the Christians worship 3.
-Jesus = Lord Zeus or Isis or Horus
-God is love but the God of the Old Testament was a war-monger.
-Christians are supposed to let their light shine, but too often they just run their mouths.
-They'll argue the Bible is the Word of God, using the Bible.
-The apostle Paul (Saul) = Sol
-The 12 disciples/apostles = 12 signs of the zodiac
-Scenes in movies depicting sexual imagery is unwholesome but the Song of Solomon is not.
-Faith is enough to save, but faith without works is dead.
-Going to God directly is not sufficient. You must go through Jesus or Mary.
-God gave us free will, but He also created vessels made soley for destruction.
-The Bible tells us to love our enemies, turn the other cheek, and respect authority which makes them perfectly submissive sheep for TPTB.
-The Bible continues the belief that Jews are God's chosen, yet are one of the wickedest people to have existed.
-No where in the Bible does it say that God's love in unconditional.
-Murder is wrong, but we can kill our offspring if necessary for their wickedness.
-Lying is wrong, but yet also exonerated at times depending on its use.
-God is not a man, but Jesus was.
-You must abandon everything for God, but no Christian ever has.
-Images in God's likeness is idolatry, but Christians have no problems with pictures of Jesus.
-That picture of Jesus is usually of Jesus with long hair, even though the Bible says that a man with long hair is an abomination.
-The same common picture of Jesus has his heart outside his chest and his hand showing three fingers, yet the simple Christian has no idea what this
-The Bible tells the woman to keep quiet in Church, but look how many women pastors we have.
-Jesus was against organized religion, but that's what Christianity is.
-Jesus only hated hypocrites, not sinners, but Christians hate sinners.
Well, that should do for now I suppose. My brain is starting to hurt from all the stupidity.
Wake up Christians. And understand who the real Creator is, and stop being duped.
But I'm not going to hold my breath. Maybe when you go through the Tribulation (the Rapture is a recent idea) you'll get a clue.
Most likely you'll take the mark of the beast. That's what I think about you hypocrites.