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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:16 AM
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You know your an ATS addict when... you deny you're addicted.

"I'm not addicted, I can stop anytime I want."

edit on 20-7-2013 by playernumber13 because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:16 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
You've checked ATS on your phone, while at work, while on the john.

You've actually taken a bit longer on the john than necessary to make sure you've fielded all your replies and reread your own current & favorite posts noting how bright & witty you are. We will rip no TP before its time!



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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:20 AM
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Yeah, but its still a fun topic.



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:22 AM
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Originally posted by kmb08753
reply to post by NarcolepticBuddha
 


Yeah, but its still a fun topic.


Jeez! Does no one get that my post was my answer? It was a J-O-K-E!

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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:23 AM
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Yeah, we can tell. You have already made two corrective/punitive posts on the first page alone. (Read in a playful tone)

: p~~~~~
edit on 20-7-2013 by kmb08753 because: Fixed some grammar so narco wouldn't flame me



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:28 AM
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It was said with a smile, and I get it.
Knowing it was already posted = addict
Funny.



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:34 AM
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Oh god, I just realized I did that. I'd like to blame the auto-correct on my iPad, but no... no, that's my mistake.
Now i need to restarted the thread, unless you can edit a title. Embarrassing.




posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:34 AM
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You know you are addicted when the white writing on the keys A, T and S have completely disappeared!


*twitch*

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 20-7-2013 by Rodinus because: Crap spelling



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:35 AM
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This isn't your first account.



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:42 AM
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Originally posted by kmb08753
reply to post by The GUT
 
Oh god, I just realized I did that. I'd like to blame the auto-correct on my iPad, but no... no, that's my mistake.
Now i need to restarted the thread, unless you can edit a title. Embarrassing.

HaHa, no worries. I make mistakes all the time; I got called out the other day for "poll' vs "pole" and I had to chuckle:

www.abovetopsecret.com...

I just figured you'd get a good chuckle too! Great thread, bro, even if the title shouts: "Grammar Nazi Target"...and "you don't know how to use the AWESOME ATS search function?!" J/K!


Which reminds me...you know you're an ATS addict when you just forgo the search button because you know better and instead precede your thread with, "Mods, if this has already been posted....


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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:54 AM
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Funnier might be that I made a typo on my reply about my embarrassing typo.
"restarted the thread"

Ha, I need sleep.

I blame the virtual keyboard and smallish screen. Beats maintaining a desktop and being stuck in front of a monitor for me though. Total drudgery.
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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 12:56 AM
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Originally posted by kmb08753
Funnier might be that I made a typo on my reply about my embarrassing typo.
"restarted the thread"

Ha, I need sleep.

I blame the virtual keyboard and smallish screen. Beats maintaining a desktop and being stuck in front of a monitor for me though. Total drudgery for me.

Yeah, my android tablet always makes me look extra-bright when I try to leave messages here with it. The new brighter-whiter ATS is supposedly more "small-appliance" friendly. That would be nice.



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 01:04 AM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
This isn't your first account.


You know you're an addict when..

"This isn't your first account."

&

You've been here since 2003.




posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 01:08 AM
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I'm super pumped when I get a funny picture in my e-mail because I know exactly where it's going

Post A Funny ATS thread



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 01:11 AM
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posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 01:19 AM
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I know I'm addicted. I spend more time on here a day than my grandmother would spend time with her beloved National Enquirer... every day until she died... and I get it now Grandma



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 02:39 AM
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Your standard issue answer for this question has been
usurped and you take it as a compliment

And yes I am hiding in the toliet at work


Cody



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 02:41 AM
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And yes I am hiding in the toliet at work


Cody


Three hours on the bog... that must have been one hell of a Vindaloo Cody...

Don't forget to put the loo roll in the freezer!


Kindest respects

rodinus



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 03:34 AM
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When familiar members discard their avatar for a pic that isn't as good and you want to yell at them,
"You've changed for the worst!"


HEFF! I don't care what avatar you use, you will always be this guy to me:


edit on 7/20/2013 by jiggerj because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 20 2013 @ 05:01 AM
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You know you are an ATS addict when you hear something in the news about the economy, and rather than bricking it because cuts are going to see you kicked out on your butt, you are wondering how ATS will react, and how bullish the foolish conservative supporters there will be about how good of an idea it is to essentially drag our nation out the back and put a 10mm round through its brain stem.

You also know you are an ATS addict when you are lying awake at night, hear a person swearing drunkenly in the street outside, and wondering how many seconds it would take for a mod to weild the ban hammer on them, rather than just lobbing a half brick at the gobby buggers from your open window.



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