The Apology Thread

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I figure that if Chris Matthews can apologise for all white people, then I can provide a space for anyone else who wants to apologise.

I'll start (of course)

I'm sorry for not having super powers to keep Battlestar Galactica, Firefly or The Tick on the air.

I'm sorry I didn't take Occupy seriously.

I'm sorry I ate all the donuts in the ATS breakroom and blamed it on Heff.

I'm sorry I voted for Romney last time.

I'm sorry, but I still like Sarah Palin.

I'm sorry I voted for Romney last time. I'm sorry, but I still like Sarah Palin.

And you should be...Bad Bunny!

I'm sorry that I am turning 50 tomorrow and can't remember all I have to be sorry for.... Well, except there was this one time...at band camp...

But some deserved it.

That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

Peace

Peace

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What happens in band camp. . . . . stays in band camp!

Originally posted by beezzer
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What happens in band camp. . . . . stays in band camp!

Only the doctor can say whether or not it stayed there.

If not...he's got the salve...

Peace

Originally posted by beezzer
...I'm sorry, but I still like Sarah Palin.

Hormones and Rabbits, well...it's a well-known phenomenon. It's how all those little 'Thumper Palin-Beezers' are born and need eradicating by the TPTB. But, yeah, she is kind o' cute fer a grandma...

I'm sorry that I was in band camp with Jude and I saw what happened......Oh no, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!

I am sorry I was a bad boyfriend to a really awesome girl.

I am sorry I stole tangerines from an old lady when I was a kid.

I am sorry it took me this long to really get my life in proper order.

I am sorry I don't yet own property in Hawaii.

I am sorry I didn't vote for Stephen Colbert in the last election.

I am sorry I have abandoned ATS too many times.

I'm sorry for not having super powers to keep Battlestar Galactica, Firefly or The Tick on the air.

I love all those shows so much!

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I'm sorry I ate all the donuts in the ATS breakroom and blamed it on Heff.

Seriously? I need to apologize to HomerNC, all this time I knew it was a lie that Heff took them but I always thought Homer did it. Sorry Homer and Beezzer shame on you.

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I'm sorry that I am turning 50 tomorrow

As in July 20th??

July 20th I will be turning 31! Yikes. Another 4 hours or so!

Happy Birthday!

Originally posted by Agarta
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I'm sorry I ate all the donuts in the ATS breakroom and blamed it on Heff.

Seriously? I need to apologize to HomerNC, all this time I knew it was a lie that Heff took them but I always thought Homer did it. Sorry Homer and Beezzer shame on you.

edit on 19-7-2013 by Agarta because: (no reason given)

I was the one who put powdered sugar and the empty Krispy Kreme box on Heff's desk.

Sorry.

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I'm sorry that I am turning 50 tomorrow and can't remember all I have to be sorry for.... Well, except there was this one time...at band camp...

OMG, that was you!?!?

Happy Birthday btw.

In the spirit of Chris Matthews - as a white woman, I would like to apologize for Nancy Pelosi.

Originally posted by Lucid Lunacy
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I'm sorry that I am turning 50 tomorrow

As in July 20th??

July 20th I will be turning 31! Yikes. Another 4 hours or so!

Happy Birthday!

Yup,

Back at ya youngster...

Peace

Originally posted by playernumber13
I'm sorry that I was in band camp with Jude and I saw what happened......Oh no, I'm gonna have nightmares tonight!!!!!

edit on 19-7-2013 by playernumber13 because: (no reason given)

I tried to warn everyone but ya just had to look...

Serves you right!

Peace

I'm sorry I haven't figured out a way to remove my fiscal consent from the brutal, imperialist, blood-thirsty, resource plundering, American war machine.

That's what I'm sorry for.

I keep paying my taxes and going to work because I don't know what else to do.

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Pfffftt... I knew it was you the whole time because there was a bunny print in the eclairs. I kept telling the rest of the staff that Krispy Kreme didn't make anything with raisins... but they just kept eating anyway. They'd been on a Red Bull binge and were totally out control. By the time I finally got one of them to realize that I was not a hallucination - all of the leftovers were toast. In their caffeine fueled stupor they utterly contaminated the evidence pool and I ended up taking the rap.

It wasn't as bad as it sounds. My punishment was to clean the staff bathrooms for a month and I just made Davespanners do it.

As for apologies?

If you are reading these words, and you have ever spoken to me or read anything I have written - there is a 67.2 chance that I owe you an apology for something or other. This, by the way, is it. Don't expect more. I'm really bad about social skills and this, tragically, is as good as it is going to get, so suck it up buttercup.

I would also like to apologize for my previous apology. That was absolutely unacceptable.

And to that one person who is out there, somewhere, possibly reading these words. There is a massive empty hole in me where you used to belong. I miss you so much and I am so sorry that I let you down and behaved so horribly. I with, very much, that I could undo the damage I caused.