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Female Runner Caught on Camera Repeatedly Pooping in Man’s Yard...Oh My!

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posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:50 PM
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Before anyone asks...Yes I'm bored.


But even if I wasn't, how can I NOT post this? It's a possible conspiracy, a mystery, a terror attack all rolled into one. Even has a vid of the criminal dropping a weapon.


My guess? Ex-Girlfriend or her friend at least.


Be careful folks...In the encroaching Surveillance State everything is caught on vid...Everything.


www.rawstory.com...

A resident of Nob Hill, New Mexico has caught an as-yet unidentified woman on camera repeatedly defecating in his yard during her morning run. According to KOAT, the man, who did not want his identity revealed, at first thought a homeless person had relieved themselves on the spot, but then it happened again, and then twice more, most recently this past weekend.

“This is malicious fecal distribution,” he told reporters.

In the video, he said, the young, blond-haired woman runs into the alley by his house, “drops her pants, lets go, puts her shorts back up without any wipe, nothing else” and then runs away.

The first incident took place on Easter Sunday. The defecations always occur on weekend mornings, he said.



tsk, tsk...Doesn't even wipe off the evidence....


And if he catches her?


“If it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!’


Classic! I hope he gets THAT on vid...


Don't shoot the messenger...


Peace



edit on 19-7-2013 by jude11 because: (no reason given)




posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:54 PM
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bwahaha what a nasty ho!

haha still laughing my head off!


whew!

Pooping in yards.... Can't say I've done it! hahaha



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:54 PM
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reply to post by jude11
 


This sounds like another idea for a Hollywood Comedy



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:55 PM
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He's gonna have to swat her with a paper and rub her nose in it.
Just saying.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by Lysergic
bwahaha what a nasty ho!

haha still laughing my head off!


whew!

Pooping in yards.... Can't say I've done it! hahaha



People gotta remember...Cams are everywhere!



Peace



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 05:59 PM
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Originally posted by badgerprints
He's gonna have to swat her with a paper and rub her nose in it.
Just saying.


I love the part..."Bad Human!"



Peace



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by starwarsisreal
reply to post by jude11
 


This sounds like another idea for a Hollywood Comedy


Sometimes real life is just funnier than HW.


Peace



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:00 PM
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"malicious fecal distribution"

What a phrase! This is a crazy story. I feel for the guy who had to clean this up, but at the same time i hope the woman is not caught. I hope she sees this story and it scares the crap out of her. Or scares her enough to keep her crap in...

Either way i think the humiliation of being publicly charged for this would be far more punishment than is justified.

DC



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:01 PM
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well she's, umm... regular.
very regular.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:01 PM
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Sounds like the poor girl has a problem...............perhaps she just suffers from pancriatitus or some syndrome that gives the holy hoops the poops.....Crones maybe....I have a buddy like that...and when he needs a can well stand back because he cant wait for nobody.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:01 PM
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Malicious Fecal Distribution, I love it!! Where in the penal code is this written?

As weird as this sounds running can stir the tank as it were, maybe it is just one of her favorite spots. No less gross though.

For God's sake...wipe.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:02 PM
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"Malicious fecal distribution"... odd way to coin a phrase, but I likes it




Looks like we all jumped on that at once... great minds thinking alike? OR Twisted minds in harmony?

And one flag to OP for a poop thread

edit on 19-7-2013 by madmac5150 because: Caffeine induced cranial clarity



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:02 PM
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Originally posted by tinhattribunal
well she's, umm... regular.
very regular.


It's da Muffins I tells ya...Da Muffins!


Peace



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:03 PM
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Originally posted by badgerprints
He's gonna have to swat her with a paper and rub her nose in it.
Just saying.



That should do the trick



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:03 PM
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Guess that makes her a malicious fecal distributor


I think they should publish her name if caught lol wtf poops in a yard routinely that's next level
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posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:06 PM
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Running with smudged cheeks would be terribly unpleasant. Unless she had a superior working sphincter muscle. Still there would be Vegemite. Thinspirational stuff.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:08 PM
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The guy with the cam could possibly be prosecuted for perving

He stands there and waits! Why doesnt he jump out and catch her?



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:12 PM
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I would take a cue from nature and mark your territory. You benevolently distribute your own fecal matter in that area, I bet she moves on.



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:14 PM
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Originally posted by Samuelis
Running with smudged cheeks would be terribly unpleasant. Unless she had a superior working sphincter muscle. Still there would be Vegemite. Thinspirational stuff.


Here's the line

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And you just stepped over to the dark side...


Peace



posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 06:15 PM
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this happens more than it should there was a phantom #ter in my school used to shat on the stairs
edit on 19-7-2013 by haven123 because: (no reason given)



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