posted on Jul, 19 2013 @ 04:28 AM
I would put my master plan in action.
1) buy a Scottish island with a big castle on.
2) Call my scientists who I have been collecting for 30 years
3) Make my scientists cross myself with Chimp DNA.
4) Start building my Monkeyboy army
5) Purchase big Monkey sticks for them
7) Conquer the UK
8) install myself as supreme ruler of the UK
9) Send my new Nija Monkeys to destroy all world leaders
10) Give the people of the world a ultimatum "join us or DIE!
11) Rule the world
12 ) ban religion or maybe only allow the word of Monkey!!!
13) Clone myself every 20 years or so
14 ) Feed the world (let them know its Monkeytime)
15) Install a "work for the good of humanity/Monkeyity" thing so money is no more
16) Reach for the stars
17) colonise the solar system
18) Make contact with all the other Aliens
19) Conquer them all
20) Once I run the Galaxie sit back and enjoy a few beers.
21) Mahahaha Mahahahahahahahahahahahaa (evil laugh to fade).
Why? cos Iam crackers
edit on 19-7-2013 by boymonkey74 because: (no reason given)