Well, it starts like this...
The eye, you see, is rather sensitive. All these pointy things poking about caused an irritation.

Try as we might, those darn pointy things wouldn't wash out.

So it was time to bring in the experts...

Kano was the hardest of all...

But Netchicken refused and is still walking about looking like this...

Some of us look pretty stylin' with our patches...

Some are less stylin'

Zeddicus is getting into the spirit...

But RANT isn't taking this well at all...

And Thomas Crowne has taken things a bit too far (as always)