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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 12:10 PM
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Whilst having the boss over for dinner

"Well, if you give me that payrise and promotion that you promised me i will give you the antedote before you leave"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 12:27 PM
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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 12:29 PM
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"You wouldn't believe the amount of food restaurants throw away..."



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 03:22 AM
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THE WINNER OF THAT ROUND WAS RONDIINUS WITH 3 STARS FOR:

Please, help your self to more Sushi..

*Calls out to wife* "darling did you clean the goldfish out this morning?

Next up...........

Things you you wouldn't hear in an action movie.........



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 03:52 AM
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Originally posted by Briles1207


Things you you wouldn't hear in an action movie.........


C is for cookie.

Peace
edit on 17-7-2013 by operation mindcrime because: (no reason given)



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 04:44 AM
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From the makers of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, we present....

The Chicago Lawmower mis-understanding.



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 07:14 AM
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Originally posted by Briles1207

Things you you wouldn't hear in an action movie.........


So Mr Bond...Its time for you to die...prepare to listen to the new Justin Beiber album on repeat



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 07:47 AM
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"Unwittingly, he trained a dolphin to kill the President of the United States.
Pauly Shore stars in: Hardass McBadCop 6."



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 09:15 AM
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After having eaten 2 bars of laxative chocolate...

♫♪♫... Everybody was Kung poo fighting...♫♪♫



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 09:19 AM
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*** REMINDER ***

Keep it PG / Family Friendly.

Thanks



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 09:27 AM
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reply to post by elevatedone
 


Now that's an original one....


Gave you a star.

Peace



posted on Jul, 17 2013 @ 12:59 PM
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Originally posted by Briles1207

Next up...........

Things you you wouldn't hear in an action movie.........

One thing that you will not hear in the theater during an action movie, is.........




 

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