Test your wit........

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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:25 AM
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Over here in the UK we have a comedy news panel show called "Mock the week"

One of the rounds is a scenario, such as "Things you would never read on a packet"

The comics then take turns putting forward their answers and the host judges the funniest.

So an answer for the above would be "These chocolates are made in a factory which handles nuts, mainly my own".

(Terrible example)

So I figured lets hear your wit! I'll start one off and then after a while will count the stars and see who won!

First scenario:

"Things you wouldn't say at a dinner party"..........

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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:25 AM
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I#'ll start

"Help yourself to nibbles, he was our favourite hamster but its what he would have wanted......."



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:33 AM
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"Would you please pass the gas?"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:44 AM
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"Anyone found the cook's finger yet?"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:45 AM
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"Pull my finger..."



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:48 AM
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"Did I ever tell you about my hemorrhoid surgery?"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:49 AM
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Originally posted by jtrenthacker
"Did I ever tell you about my hemorrhoid surgery?"


I don't think that phrase is limited to just dinner parties....haha

I hope it went ok though......



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:50 AM
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Please, help your self to more Sushi..

*Calls out to wife* "darling did you clean the goldfish out this morning?



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:51 AM
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( during the main course)

I cracked one of the wrist into the soup...by the way.



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:52 AM
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"....and heres the kids entertainer...mr gary glitter"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:52 AM
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"Things you wouldn't say at a dinner party"....


I'm Sorry, I didn't know that you were a vegetarian. If it is of any consolation that cranberry salad had very little meat in it.



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:53 AM
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"There is a vegetarian option......you can [snip] off......"
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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 10:53 AM
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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:00 AM
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Sheesh folks my Eczema is getting worse every day...

More crumble anyone?



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:01 AM
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John, will you be a dear and run down to the store and get a couple of bottles of Ipecac? I think I spilled Decon in the Meatloaf.



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:03 AM
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posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:12 AM
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"Hello ladies, how do you like your eggs.....fertilized?"



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:33 AM
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Sorry, we are not having rabbit this evening, but there are plenty of hairs in the salad............



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 11:54 AM
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My Grandma sucked the chocolate off them, but please help yourself to peanuts......



posted on Jul, 16 2013 @ 12:02 PM
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"Hm, does this smell like chloroform to you?.."





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