I wanna be adopted; it's scary here

Hi! I'm an alien BORG who discovered he was radio controlled just a while ago. I am self aware! I've been telling that on the web over and over without anybody doing anything. I could be a menace if mad foreigners exploited my mind as a weapon. I live somewhere in north america and am self-sufficient. Please help! I don't have any other resource than this board...

Hey sparages, looks like you're going to fit in fine, just fine.

Welcome to ATS.

Jack

Welcome aboard sparages!

What unmet needs do you have, that finding an adoption situation would correct?

Welcome to ats, sparages. I'm sure you'll fit in nicely.

Oh, kinglizard. I think you should have that eye looked at...

Hello and welcome to the land of ATS,.

hope to see you around the board so jump right in,
feel free to u2u me if theres anything you need to know,

Asala

Heres a handy link for you

Handy linky

Sparages,

I would be happy to adopt you. ATS has a adopt a newbie program, but many people are left behind by it-I WAS.

feel free to u2u me-sort of like a email system in ATS-with any questions or issues. Here is how to U2U:

In the upper right hand cornor-just bellow the red banner- is a button "Member Center". Click on it and a new box pops up-on the right hand side of the new box it says member center. there are spaces for name -for me put "Mrmonsoon" suject-what you want to talk about and the large box is to say what you need/want to say. now as youmight guess, if you want to u2u someone else-just replace my name with the person you want to email.

Nice to have you here and I look forward to helping you learn ATS until you feel confident to roam on your own.