posted on Jul, 4 2013 @ 07:01 AM
reply to post by okayimhere
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Because they aren't covered in wool, it has to be processed into wool, then it will shrink. Does your hair shrink in the rain?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
We call them roads in Cannuckistan
Why do we pay for bottled water, when it's free from the tap?
It's not free, you pay a water bill or you pay for it via local/state/provincial taxes, and bottled water IS tap water, google it.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
because english is stupid.
Why is an open door considered ajar, but an open jar isn't adoor?
Good question, a door can't be ajar, if it was a jar it would be in my basement full of urine and feces samples
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why didn't Tarzan die of exposure is a better question
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why are there still monkeys and apes?
We didn't, we share lineage, we share a common ancestor, we didn't just fall out of a monkey's uterus.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
Only if the book itself was listed as a failure in the book.
Is there another word for synonym?