Oh, I acknowledge extraterrestrials. I'm just sick and tired of having to acknowledge each and every speed bump in between us and extraterrestrials.
It's like me wanting to set a friend of mine up on a date with another friend but I'm not sure what the second friend will think so I disguise
myself as the first friend and pretend to be them.
maybe that wasn't the best analogy but I'm sure the ridiculousness of the concept is understood.
How about this... I heard that a kid I know wants to win the lottery and was talking to his friends about it a lot so I just take it upon myself to
assume he's about to start stealing soon and if that wasn't bad enough instead of talking to him straight forward about money I just start
pretending to be a thief and get myself arrested to show him what happens when you steal.
I mean, we can't win the lottery but this guy can use all the net deception he wants in order to *cast the appropriate ET vibe*
Oh no... better yet, the hypothetical kids a girl so I assume she'll become a gold digger so I put on my hooker boots and exercise my worst possible
behavior in front of her to show her how disgusting it is.
Greed is bad? NO #? Wait till I start lying before shoving hypocritical condescension down my throat, will ya?
ok... I'm going out in left field but I'm having fun with this.
Come on... this guy is lecturing someone about wanting to win the lottery... while he tries his hand at casting false impressions. Oh, this is some
psychology I feel I should listen to.
WHO DOESN'T WANT TO WIN THE LOTTERY?
Yeah, those of us with a soul know that money isn't everything but it can buy you a hell of an RV to go hunt EXTRATERRESTRIALS WITH CAN'T IT?
Oh, the things people think they know about other people.
How do you know that person doesn't want to use lottery money to feed the homeless? You don't know that person and unless your their financial
adviser I don't see the damn point in trying to get all hoity toity about them wanting to win the lottery or why in the hell they would try to
pretend like they are conveying philosophical extraterrestrial messages about materialism like some kind of righteous dick obviously because they they
view extraterrestrials as righteous dicks (yes, your thoughts are that obvious) because if I was an extraterrestrial and had to deal with going
through all this crap that people come up with... I'd probably be a dick to a lot of those people too.
CONTEXT, Deary. CONTEXT.
Don't speak on behalf others when they've been deprived of the opportunity to speak for themselves because what gets said to one person might not go
Point is... THAT GUY isn't an extraterrestrial.
If he'd look in the mirror for a second he might realize "hey, these people are right. I'm not an extraterrestrial. Who the hell am I to be getting
all holier than thou about money with *those people* when I don't even know WHO THE HELL I AM?"