posted on Jun, 27 2013 @ 04:58 AM
I put this in the short story section because my family will be talking about this for years...
I will be out of town for the next few days bidding a contract job for demolition and renovation...
My old lady likes to play pranks on me pour pickle juice in my beer when I aint looking. Knowing I cant smell and putting diced onions in my back
pockets that I never use. Trading bengay for my moisturizer that I use for my face...The list goes on.
To combat any future way too far pranks, I have a pit-bull Great dane mix. Great dane height with the build of a pit.
Anywho she gets a little stinky after dairy products. I leave in 1 hour. I feed her 1/4 of a gallon of milk. We all know dogs eggs and beans do not
mix...at all. I gave her 2 cans of beans and one egg.
My dog sleeps next to the bed...infront of the fan...I just went around and collected EVERYTHING that could be used as a lead line so she cant tie her
up outside. No fenced in yard... On the main stretch of a highway. So that dog is inside ALL NIGHT JACK. Oh yeah no door on the bed. Just when
those juices get flowing... I will be gone, and she will be up s**t creek without a paddle. I think I should also lock her car up and hid the keys so
she cant sleep in it.
It may seem like a lot but she eats 60+pounds of dog food a week. This is a light snack for her.