posted on Jun, 26 2013 @ 11:41 AM
About half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief".
An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!
At the breakfast table you hear snap, crackle, pop and you're not eating cereal.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
Getting a little action means you don't need to take a laxative.
Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
You burn the midnight oil till 9PM.