disgusting ways to describe ordinary, common foods and drinks

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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:51 PM
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THIS THREAD NOT FOR THE DIGESTIVELY WEAK!

NO COMPLAINTS OF VOMITING OR.BEING PUT OFF PLEASE :-)

Ill start off.


Milk - pasteurised bovine udder discharge

Eggs - Liquid chicken composite in a bony capsule

Mushrooms - Fungal fruit



Hehe
edit on 22-6-2013 by siliconpsychosis because: (no reason given)




posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:01 PM
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From the old move "Coneheads",
"Bacon and eggs" is "Shredded swine flesh and chicken embryos".



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:03 PM
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reply to post by alfa1
 


I thought of another one.

When eating a pot of yoghurt you are committing total genocide to what is, essentially, a pot of living bacteria :-)
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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:11 PM
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At the grill I cook at I was making egg wash for omlettes the other day. I had almost ten flats of eggs cracked into the mixing bowl, (30 eggs to a flat) and one of the new waitresses came walking around the corner, she looked into the bowl, and asked what I was making. I replied like no big deal, "Aborted chicken soup!" She gasped "WHAT!" I smiled and said "Yeah, you can catch me here just about every other day right here making a big batch!" She hurried out with a disgusted look on her face, it was quite funny.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:15 PM
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Blue cheese = Moldy cheese........

Veal = Tortured baby cow....



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 10:13 PM
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Liver and onions.....The name is gross enough already.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 10:32 PM
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reply to post by siliconpsychosis
 


Mashed and molded animal guts with mustard and relish. MMmmmm!




posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 11:26 PM
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All fruit=plant babies
think about that



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 11:50 PM
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Originally posted by siliconpsychosis
reply to post by alfa1
 


I thought of another one.

When eating a pot of yoghurt you are committing total genocide to what is, essentially, a pot of living bacteria :-)
edit on 22-6-2013 by siliconpsychosis because: (no reason given)


Not necessarily. Many of the bacteria thrive in your intestines. They help your guts existing flora to flourish and make you poop properly.

And if you are really cranky and have a trubbly tummy, you can always consider a faecal transplant.

en.wikipedia.org...

for when your own poop just ain't standing up to scrutiny, why not insert someone else's.

Talk about loss of appetite. lol



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 11:52 PM
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Originally posted by rickymouse
Liver and onions.....The name is gross enough already.


yet it is soooo delish.

I hear the Americans call liver, Lambs Fry.

Either way, I dig it. I'm the only one o the planet who does, it seems, but steak and liver pie is yummo.

Washed down with a big container of dihydrogen monoxide.



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 12:57 AM
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Eggs-Ass apples. Lol
Milk-cow puss

Thats all I got for now.



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 01:39 AM
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McDonalds = McDonalds?

Ewwwwww how grosser than that can you get?


Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 04:13 AM
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reply to post by winofiend
 


I enjoy liver, kidney and other offle too!


Liver and.onions is yummy mmmmmmmmm



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 04:25 AM
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Hot dogs=lips and ass.unless its chicken flavor...then it would be beak and feat eh....how about hoofs and tongue on the beefy side..YumYum,...after wards there is nothing like washing down a few chicken embryos.
Whats left...hmmm...oh yeah that gross hagis compilation



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 04:28 AM
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Originally posted by grey9438
All fruit=plant babies
think about that


quite.

A tomato is nothing more than a juicy sack of genetic reproductive material



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 04:34 AM
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Originally posted by jiggerj
reply to post by siliconpsychosis
 


Mashed and molded animal guts with mustard and relish. MMmmmm!

catsup too
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posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 05:19 AM
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Originally posted by winofiend

Originally posted by siliconpsychosis
reply to post by alfa1
 


I thought of another one.

When eating a pot of yoghurt you are committing total genocide to what is, essentially, a pot of living bacteria :-)
edit on 22-6-2013 by siliconpsychosis because: (no reason given)


Not necessarily. Many of the bacteria thrive in your intestines. They help your guts existing flora to flourish and make you poop properly.

And if you are really cranky and have a trubbly tummy, you can always consider a faecal transplant.

en.wikipedia.org...

for when your own poop just ain't standing up to scrutiny, why not insert someone else's.

Talk about loss of appetite. lol



I'm.so glad I didn't click that link.



Wait.....


Oh goodness



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 05:15 PM
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Originally posted by winofiend

Washed down with a big container of dihydrogen monoxide.


HEY! You made me google dihydrogen monoxide. I thought it was going to be milk or something like that. Now I'm absolutely horrified!

dihydrogen monoxide

This stuff is so poisonous that I want to think it's a joke, but it isn't. Among many other insane hazards dihydrogen monoxidecan can screw with our DNA, and yet, it is used as a FOOD ADDITIVE! What is UP with that!!!!?????

Update: I KNEW I should've stuck to my gut feeling on this! Dihydrogen monoxide hoax

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posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 06:17 PM
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reply to post by jiggerj
 


uh, you know its water right?

DI (2) hydrogen MON (1) oxide

2 hydrogen one oxygen = H2O



posted on Jun, 23 2013 @ 06:28 PM
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Originally posted by siliconpsychosis
reply to post by jiggerj
 


uh, you know its water right?

DI (2) hydrogen MON (1) oxide

2 hydrogen one oxygen = H2O


Did you click on the link? According to that site it's an acid.

AHHHHHHHH! LOLOLOL Thanks for that! Ya got me Winofiend! GOOD ONE!!!

Dihydrogen monoxide hoax
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