Aliens come for dinner..what would you give them?

Make up a nice Low Country Boil and pair it with some Bell's Two Hearted Ale

Something nice and spicy, with rice...rice is nice! For a beverage, some hearty Porter beer...maybe I'll share my favorite, Anchor Porter. Dessert would be some fruit salad or my specialty cheesecake...I never met a person who didn't love it...I'd assume the same for an Alien.

The first time I had lunch with Mr.Gray, offered him a chicken sandwich from McDonalds, It was a Hot 'n Spicy. We meet for lunch at McDonalds on the weekends to discuss his website. He usually orders a hamburger from the dollar menu without cheese, and a cup of coffee. He steps outside to smoke Winston full flavors about every 30 minutes. Anytime that I pull into McDonalds ,he is either already there, or walks in soon after me. "They" really like McDonalds....

I'd ask them what they would like. I wouldn't want to feed them meat if they're vegetarians or vegetables if they are carnivores.

I'd fix them whatever they wanted (if available). Otherwise if they tell me it doesn't matter I would either make up some chili or a streak and sliced potatoes on the grill with a side of beets.

The most important thing while I'm cooking up dinner we can have chat about where they're from, what brings them to my place and all those questions you'd ask aliens if you were given the chance.

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for starters magic mushroom soup
main course fillet stake medium to well with all the trimmings
followed by space cakes


that takes me back 24 years ago or more when i was a lad

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That's a no brainer - Mexican food.

Well thats pretty easy. It has to be Alien Autopsy cake.....
. I would like to scare them a little so they wouldn't probe me!

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I would not know what to feed them for lunch, so I would have to go with some homemade peach cobbler (will tame the most savage of beasts) and a cup of coffee. If the conversation is amicable I might break a bottle out of my stash of homemade muscadine wine! We will be friends for life!

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Personally, I would hide myself,my husband,children,grandchildren and even my cats
from them.The reptilians will eat anything that is warm blooded.

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Oh yea lol. I forgot about the total destruction of the earth possibility with my deeply offensive cake
Better play it safe and go for a chicken vindaloo....
......Everyone loves a curry

Originally posted by boymonkey74
I was just thinking what I would offer Aliens for lunch If they knocked on my door and they were hungry.
I guess I wouldn't offer them any type of meat because I think they may not like that (unless they are Lizards

)

Who knows though, they might consider you a snack and eat you instead

Steamed vegetables with basmati rice. They probably don't eat meat.

I'd order some pizza hut or some Chinese.

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A piece of my mind.

would have to be texas-style chili and beer...not that lite crap, either.

It'll find out it knocked on the wrong door, just before it eats these.

Originally posted by lonewolf19792000

It'll find out it knocked on the wrong door, just before it eats these.

Now that is some big buckshot, more like 4cm ball bearings not lifesize I know, but I have a cannon that could fire it.

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Thats hospitality for ya. Im starring you for that. Maybe we could eat them for dinner when you have taken em out!

A nice fresh "Moon Pie"!