Aliens come for dinner..what would you give them?

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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 07:57 AM
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I was just thinking what I would offer Aliens for lunch If they knocked on my door and they were hungry.
I guess I wouldn't offer them any type of meat because I think they may not like that (unless they are Lizards
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So for a drink I would make them Earl Grey Tea, with some nice buttered bread and some cheese, cheddar because thats all I have in, some apples and tomatoes.
If they are up for a giggle I would follow it all with beer and scotch
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So what would you offer them when they come for tea?




posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:01 AM
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I would ask them "What They Would Do For A Klondike Bar?" then set about my own plan for world domination.

Just saying. I really haven't thought about it.


But seriously... Probably some Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and a caffeine rich soda. Who doesn't love nuclear orange cheesy noodles and a rush of energy???
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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:06 AM
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ATS?



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:13 AM
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When the Nordics came to visit me we skipped lunch and went straight on to the beer and had a hale and hearty time of it and they invited me to come visit them at Valhalla sometime.

When the grays came they didn't say much but i got the impression they wanted to eat my goldfish raw so i asked them to leave at that point and they skulked silently out.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:15 AM
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I will skip the dinner , only sex



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:15 AM
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Marmite on toast..the theory being that.. either they will go utterly bananas about it and we are invited to join the greater stellar alliance or, they will report back to their superiors...DO NOT INVADE EARTH, they have this terrible weapon called Marmite.........tongue stuck to mouth....................c c c c c cant spea...........................



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:15 AM
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Lets see...............
Ok the greys get milk shakes and reeses peices of course.
The reptilians can have some drano (I have heard they like this) but it gets them very drunk , so be careful .
For the more human looking ET`s tofu burgers and salads would be a nice choice.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:19 AM
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Originally posted by xavi1000
I will skip the dinner , only sex


You must be down for just about anything...
The scenarios in my head...



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:25 AM
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I would serve cored cows butt with a nice bottle of red.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:35 AM
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Something tasty..laced with roofies.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:36 AM
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Originally posted by boymonkey74
Aliens come for dinner..what would you give them?


I would give them hell!




posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:36 AM
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Monkeynuts

Duh





'Nuff said'

Cody
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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:44 AM
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Aliens come for dinner..what would you give them?


Finally, a thread of importance!

Let's see... prolly either a rack of spare ribs or a set of thick ribeye steaks... both done over a wood grill (hickory for rips, applewood for steaks).

On the side, grilled corn on the cob with zucchini or asparagus.

In the cooler would be some good beer (nothing massed produced).

Music would likely be some Pink Floyd or Credence Clearwater Revival... or both!



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:45 AM
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a bottle of my homebrewed sake .. a fishing pole .. point to the path that leads to the river .. telling them you want lunch - catch it ... and watch out for the tigress and her cubs by the river ...



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 08:58 AM
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Everyone likes cupcakes , right?

If it is breakfast time then perhaps this....

If they prefer take out then.......
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posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:24 AM
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Cream cheese stuffed jalapeños wrapped in bacon.

Because, that sounds amazing and who doesn't love bacon?!



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:31 AM
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A fuji apple
Some good BBQ.
A great iced tea
The best chocolate chop cookie I have ever had.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:35 AM
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I. Would feed the Greys LCD laced ice cream. So you boys have come to take me for a little trip? No, it's time for YOU to go on a little trip. See if they eeeeever come back to mess with me again.



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:38 AM
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It would all depend.

If the aliens were shaped like bacon or prime rib, I would eat the aliens then be responsible for an intergalactic war. (Sorry)



posted on Jun, 22 2013 @ 09:40 AM
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I'd call out for a Pizza. Then if they didn't like it they could zap Papa Johns. Not me. (I've been around and know these things)





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