posted on Jun, 21 2013 @ 06:09 PM
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised
75 years ago, when welfare was created, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel. This is the promised
Today, congress stole our shovels, taxed our asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land.
I was so depressed from thinking about the future, I called the suicide hotline. Pressing 1 for English might seem outrageous but I was answered by a
call center in pakastan. When I told them I felt suicidal, they got excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.