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Originally posted by GoldenRuled
Over 5,000 years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land.
75 years ago, when welfare was created, Roosevelt said, " Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel. This is the promised land."
Today, congress stole our shovels, taxed our asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the promised land.
I was so depressed from thinking about the future, I called the suicide hotline. Pressing 1 for English might seem outrageous but I was answered by a call center in pakastan. When I told them I felt suicidal, they got excited and asked if I knew how to drive a truck.