posted on Jun, 19 2013 @ 06:25 AM
OK Here's how i believe the talk will go..
US...Hello Mr Taliban man, We are thinking about pulling all our troops out, but we have a small problem...
Taliban Man...No $h!# Mr US of A...
US..Ok, we seem to be on the same page...Now please here us out...this is a once on the table deal...take it or leave it..
Taliban man...Really.
US...Really..well maybe..you know...everything is negotiable in a democracy...
Taliban Man...Yeah...well here's our Deal...you GTF out of this Country and we promise not to deal with those Nasty Al-Qaeda types and we can get on
with our Poppy cultivation and Global export Business...but here's the ...What you US of A dudes like to say..."The Kicker".....
You know how we have been allowed to cultivate and ship out our product and you have kindly turned a blind eye to it as long as we were passing on
some information on rouge Pakistani insurgents...OK, we'll call them Competition moving into our patch...
Well, we want to increase the shipments and get our product to the west with as little interference as possible...Stop me if our demands are..what you
say..excessive..
US...is it OK if i consult my pardners...10 minutes later.....It's a deal...well be out by Christma...eh...the Holiday season..you know end of
December...
Taliban man....lol...you nearly stuck your self in the $%*t there...Now P!$$ off and start packing...we have some Gardening to get on with..
US...Yes sir, No Sir..Three Bags Full Sir....Scuttles off with Tail Between legs,"