The battle has begun.
The battle of man versus raccoon.
We have been fooled into thinking that they were just simple rats ,digging through our garbage here in America,simply to get food.
It is more than that.
They're plan is both simple,but yet ingenious.
You see,the raccoon is a very intelligent being.They have the cognitive skills beyond your common household pets,in fact rival those of monkeys.
I have ,in fact ,discovered the plan,they're plan to become the top of the food chain,replacing humans.
It starts of with them digging through our garbage,making a mess,causing stress.
In my case,I try to trap them,humanely.Sometimes I am successful,sometimes not.
I have currently experienced a certain mocking behavior directed towards me by those 'coons.
Only because I have captured one of the top officers.
His army as come to rescue him,but unknown to them,he was released miles away by the Ohio river.
But,I give them credit.They know our weakness.
Due to the stress of they're attacks,we go to the doctors,seeking relief.
We are prescribed anti-depressants ,sleeping pills and what ever ails us that we will spend to make us better.
Once we are drugged out,the onslaught will begin.
They will cut the power we use to live our lives.
They will invade our homes and hold us hostage.
Those midnight bandits will own us and become the new rulers of Earth.
They will send us back to before the stone age,and we will worship them as gods.
We will sacrifice kittens in they're honor and also for they're forgiveness.
They will bestow upon us a knowledge that was lost,but not all of it,just enough for us to sustain ourselves.
The raccoon apocalypse is coming,prepare yourselves.
edit on 17-6-2013 by kdog1982 because: (no reason given)