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[Edited on 03-07-2003 by kramtronix]

I say: Good

They picked their candidates already?





Word is, after watching the recent Dem debate, Bush was overheard saying, "Damn, this looks like an election I can win fair and square!"


he he he he

Now that is Funny.

Like I said before this next election is going to be a joke. They will probably have john kerry go aganist bush as to ensure that the plan for world domination will be put into place.

Lets have thomascrowne run. We would all vote for him.

Thomas crowne for president. Now all we need is some bribery money, a couple of big lies, and some friends who can rig the votes. Like bush had done in florida.

lol lol

Don't make too quick assumptions.

You mean there are democrats running??

Yeah, they're running to Oklahoma.

Texas must be proud.

From what I hear Mickey Mouse is going to win the popular vote, due to write-ins, this election
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you mean there is democrats in this election?

i was watching hannity and colmes who showed that same poll and also went out on the street and asked people themselves. Some even said Bill Clinton..... sad

Bush cannot spell name 66.6% of the time.

XAOS

Hate to do it again but...

"President George W. Bush: Received a Bachelors Degree from Yale University> and an MBA from Harvard Business School. He served as an> F-102 pilot for the Texas Air National Guard. He began his career in the oil> and gas business in Midland in 1975 and worked in the> energy industry until 1986. He was elected Governor on November 8, 1994,> with 53.5 percent of the vote. In a historic re-election> victory, he became the first Texas Governor to be elected to consecutive> four-year terms on November 3, 1998 winning 68.6 percent of> the vote. In 1998 Governor Bush won 49 percent of the Hispanic vote, 27> percent of the African-American vote, 27 percent of> Democrats and 65 percent of women. He won more Texas counties, 240 of 254,> than any modern Republican other than Richard Nixon in> 1972 and is the first Republican gubernatorial candidate to win the heavily> Hispanic and Democratic border counties of El Paso,> Cameron and Hidalgo. (Someone began circulating a false story about his I.Q.> being lower than any other President. If you believed> it, you might want to go to URBANLEGENDS.COM and see the truth.)"


This may not make him the smartest guy on the planet but I think we can safely say he can write his name.

But if you want, I can pick apart that quote

XAOS

[Edited on 15-5-2003 by xaos]

Why not just call the whole thing a lie and fill in the blanks? Oh and don't worry about factuality. Its not necessary. Have at it.

He should be proud of getting those degrees from such repected colleges as Harvard and Yale, he didnt have the SAT scores to get in, let alone the grades. Daddies money got him an education. One that could have been better spent by someone more intelligent with more drive.

As for serving in the national guard, he rarely showed up. He went absent from duty for an entire year! Link There is an entire website devoted to this.

As an oil man he was insuccessful. It was a job set up by his father that could have been done better by someone more qualified.

As for the gubernatorial election stuff. Good for him. He still lost a popularity contest with Al Gore, who is almost as bad at public speaking as Bush.

As for his IQ rumor, I went to urbanlegends.com and they had no mention of it. I do not doubt that the rumor is false. Gerald "There is no Soviet dominance of Eastern Europe" Ford probably has that award with Dubya coming in close second.

No doubt he can spell his name, but he waved at stevie wonder thought that Africa was a country thought that the nazis were stopped before the commies And commited inumerable faux pas.

Anything else you want me to say?

XAOS

No, that pretty much is the whole liberal playbook. Word for word. I think you've hit all the bases. Good Job!

Just for the record,

George W. Bush didn't finish the last 8 months of his service because ....... do you know? of course you don't.

the F-102 was discontinued - what does this mean? It means he couldn't continue his service flying the F-102.

Do you understand? Yes you do, but that wouldn't fit your liberal agenda. Now would it?

Thanks astro

And Mr. Clark, when did bush leave the national guard, what year? because he deserted for more than a whole year not eight months. During this time he never once showed up for duty. But because it doesnt fit your conservative agenda you will ignore it.

XAOS

[Edited on 15-5-2003 by xaos]