posted on Jun, 15 2013 @ 09:09 AM
Is your plot of land on the Moon just not cutting it with the "Hey baby, you know, I own a piece of the moon!" trick any more?
Are you tired of wondering if you piece of Mars is safe, and feel that NASA may not consider your claim of any Real value?
Well worry no longer!
Now you can send pictures of your cat and a personal message to the Gliese vicinity, where Mr Zaarg will accept your incoming transmission with glee
and joy, for only small fee of 99 cents, yes that's 99 cents. You too can have your very own Space Pen Pal.
"Gee Mom, I wanna space pen pal, can I can I can I?"
"Why of chouarse Billy, We'll send one for Grandpa too!"
For only 99 cents a message, we'll send your message along using our patended Space Transmogroponder(tm), guaranteed to reach it's destination
intact and on time. Why we'll even throw in this handy set of JPEG compression algorithms free of charge. * limited offer, 1 per sucker *
Act Now, before the martians come and destroy us for Space Spam.