posted on Jun, 15 2013 @ 01:03 AM
So, as we are all aware, the NSA is hacking our phones. Maybe they aren't "listening" per se, but if they read our texts I hope they recorded the
message conversation my wife and I had this evening...
The setup: My wife and I had gas station teriyaki this evening. My wife has a bum knee, so sometimes we text just to save her from having to get up. I
hadn't finished my dinner, but I wandered back into my office and plopped down (on ATS of course
please tip your mods, waiters and waitresses on
the way out...). She says she hates bugging me while I am in my office, but about an hour later (no stereotypical inference) she sends me a text and
the conversation ensues... (keep in mind that we both deplore not getting that last word in...)
MrMe: Yes dear... (rolling eyes thinking "great, what does she want now")
MrsMe: Are you gonna eat your rice? (loaded question... means she either wants it, or wants me to put it in the fridge. Both options irritate
MrMe: Not at the moment
MrsMe: Can I have it? (I knew it)
MrMe: It's all yours
MrsMe: Thank you thank you yum yum
MrMe: You are welcome
MrsMe: Call it a gift
MrMe: Oh $%!* I'm sorry
MrsMe: Sorry for what??
MrMe: Your mom said you always opened your Flag Day gifts in the morning. I forgot. I am sorry. Happy Flag Day anyway
MrsMe: You are an a$$ho!e!
MrMe: I'm telling the NSA on you
Its a sad testament to the state of affairs... but I hope an analyst reads it blows coffee out of his nose and shorts out his keyboard...