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Originally posted by Pinocchio
MASTER ELECT OF NINE:
1) Bully (cuffs)- "Owww... you don't know your own strength!"
2) Coward (sash)- "Ugh... the wound that never heals!"
3) Liar (knots)- "Oooh... spun in unto a web of lies and deceit!"
4) Thief (gloves)- "Aha... caught red handed!"
5) Proud (badges)- "Ha... neat trick, here's your treat!"
6) Drunkard (vest)- "Awww... baby needs a bib!"
7) Joker (chain)- "Ayyy... keep your pet on a short leash!"
8) Whore (suit)- "Shhh... here comes a john!"
9) Beggar (hat)- "Tada... a rabbit out of a hat!"
Do not commit any and/or all of these grave acts... or you will be weighed down heavily by the regalia at the day of judgment.
GRAND ELECT MASON:
10) Traitor (apron)- "Hmmm... a wolf in sheep's clothing!"
To honor heredom (aka heredity) serve righteousness and virtue before all else.
You are elect to your people.
CHAMBER OF REFLECTION:
1) Water (baptism)- "Stand up for the people/person!"
2) Sulfur (communion)- "Endure for the people/person!"
3) Salt (confirmation)- "Made by the people/person!"
Do not betray them...
reply to post by Level_Head
what comes after pha???