My Hard Drive Crashed but NSA won't send me their Back Up copy

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posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:11 PM
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My Hard Drive Crashed but NSA won't send me their Back Up copy... This would be funny if it weren't so true.






posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:14 PM
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Great stuff



posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:15 PM
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This should NOT be funny


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posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:19 PM
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If you are a Verizon customer, you can text them a request directly... just use the subject line "jihad derka derka boom"...




posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:37 PM
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I think they have a new program where you send them your encryption keys and they send you your data.

The Keys for Data program



posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:47 PM
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thats as good as the op



posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 08:51 PM
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lmao...i needed a good laugh...that worked



posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 09:09 PM
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Because I want to Put The NSA Out of Work,. . I am willing to recover your data for a Small Nominal Fee.

Plus that money will be donated to a good cause. A Charity Hated by the NSA ..

the NRA



P.S. .. . and I am not laughing. .. ..

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posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 09:59 PM
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Was your hard drive under the influence of anything when it crashed??

I bet it was texting and driving


This the first time this happens to you?
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posted on Jun, 12 2013 @ 10:39 PM
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I tried that. Now I have a black van parked across from my house.


Should I order them a Pizza and offer them some of my internet access? Oh wait...they already have that.



posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 02:51 AM
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I nearly choked on my toast this morning when i seen this post
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posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 07:26 AM
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nice one. LOL
how do you think cloud works!
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posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 08:17 AM
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Originally posted by madmac5150
... just use the subject line "jihad derka derka boom"...

oohh no your on their radar now



posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 09:23 AM
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The following is my opinion as a member participating in this discussion.

Just contact the Ministry of State Security.

You know... Zhōnghuá Rénmín Gònghéguó Guójiā Ānquánbù

...In China.


As an ATS Staff Member, I will not moderate in threads such as this where I have participated as a member.
edit on 13/6/13 by JustMike because: Mod tags... I'm posting as a member!!




posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 11:09 AM
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Sweeeeet!! Best dig i've read in while...
Thanks for the laugh!!

Mind if I copy and distibute this?



posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 11:38 AM
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I like it but despite what the web fury is now going on about it is highly unlikely they would copy all data, more likely similar to the old Echelon system they monitor for key phrases and word's such as "Jihad, Conspiracy, Corruption, Monitoring, Bug" e.t.c. but the mass of Data that they are having to sift through would mean that human operators would probably by now have been replaced by highly developed AI programmes with the sole purpose of detecting specific type's of data and the bulk of there storage would most likely be aimed at the area's were foreign threat's and domestic threat's were detected.

It is not the gathering of the DATA that is wrong but rather whom has access and for what purpose.

In the old echelon system that predated the modern internet it was telephone and radio communications that were intercepted and due to the great amount of raw data there were computer systems as far back as the early 1980's with advanced speech recognition software that would detect the key word's and phrases as outlined above, information stream's with these in recorded would then be past to human operator's whom would make the necessary judgement call and highlight the possible suspects for more targeted surveillance.

Believe me the Idea the stasi were the most watched is a load of bull, the above is true about the level of technology used in the 1980's so therefore you must ask yourself what do they have now and are there actual AI programmes performing he monitoring.

In the right hand's it is essential even though we do not like to be watched but when you realise it can be used for good the problem is whom is using it and why are corporation's allowed to do this when they have no moral or legal right, give it back to the oversight committees and make certain there members are above corruption.
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posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 11:58 AM
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lol, but.. i don't see the relationship with the picture tho...

The picture is used for "First World Problem"..a jab at making fun of people living a comfy life and complaining out how bad their life is.

Funny quote none the less.



posted on Jun, 13 2013 @ 12:57 PM
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Originally posted by RocksFromSpace
My Hard Drive Crashed but NSA won't send me their Back Up copy... This would be funny if it weren't so true.





For a fee, can the NSA allow us access to their cloud just for our stuff?



posted on Jun, 14 2013 @ 11:35 AM
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I agree this is funny but it would be even funnier if it was for real.


Bank robbery suspect wants NSA phone records for his defense




posted on Jun, 14 2013 @ 08:47 PM
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Yes, backing your sh** up is crucial. When your hdd fails, you can only blame yourself for not backing it up.






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