posted on Jun, 7 2013 @ 07:23 AM
I need a drink
My last one was yesterday and I can’t even taste the liquor on my breath
I think I might buy a pint at lunch
Wait, are bottles even measured in pints now?
Or did they pull a switcheroo?
My job sucks
It’s a beautiful day outside and I’m in here.
Slaving away at a computer program to make a buck or two
I can feel my back pain getting worse
That’s why I need a drink
To get the pain to leave
Feels like my vertebrae is hanging out with my ribcage playing cards
There was this spider on my head
He fell off onto my desk
I let him go in Chris’s cubicle after a five minute interrogation
Booze would make this job better
Even one fu***** beer would do the trick
Is anyone happy in any career?
I have to piss but there are too many people in the bathroom
I find it uncomfortable when people want to hold convos while using the restroom
Can I just piss in peace?
Screw all of you
Fake superficial office friendliness is fu***** annoying
Let’s just be honest over a glass of bourbon