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"Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabes" The word that can make or break your day

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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:10 PM
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Hi guys

What a word that is huh ?

I came home from work today after a really good day and heard it,

as soon as I walked in the door "Baaaaaaaaaaaabes".

Now this can be delivered in several ways , there's the sexy "babes" when you just think wooooooohoooooooooo

There's the "babes" (I just saw this really nice dress)

Then the "babes" (when it is safer to run for the door than enter the abode)

Also the "babes" (I need some help with something)

And the "babes" (we need to talk)

There are many more, but today I walked in, Mrs C was wearing a sexy summer dress and my thoughts turned, shall we say away from work ?

Then I got it, not sex, the worst one of all, full in the chest with both barrels and no argument will be tolerated.

"Babes" you just know it from the inflection, there is a problem it can't wait and it will cause you to swear, bleed,and want to kill.

"Babes I think there may be a leak under the bath" Allow me to translate:

Right, that plumbing you did is crap and needs sorting, it needs sorting NOW, NOT after a drink, NOT after dinner,NOT after you just sit down for a minute to relax but NOW.

After 2 hours of cursing, swearing, cutting myself on various objects, calling demons, finding God, being told to "calm down babes it's only a leak". I sit here a broken man, the leak is fixed, (I hope), my arms look like I have a self harm issue, and I look like this




However my sense of humour has returned

It's funny how one word can effect you in so many many ways isn't it ?

Try it on

"Babes" and see the reaction you get

Cody




posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:19 PM
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maybe baby



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:21 PM
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Yes, some words have multiple definitions, meanings, and inflections. Great observation.
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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:28 PM
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maybe baby



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:29 PM
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Mrs R cried that out to me last Saturday after a hard day grafting down at the local epicerie explaining in great detail to our Tunisian epicerie manager just HOW pure malt whisky should be tasted....

I rolled in.. erm, i mean i walked into the house and Mrs R cried out "BAAAAABBBEEE?" (actually i believe the word rhymed with planker... In French BRANLER))..for which i slurred... erm i mean replied with "Yesh darling?"

She handed me half a pig (strong lady she is indeed and looks dead sexy with half a pig over her right shoulder!) and said... "Heres BABE" get the bugger on the BBQ... NOW!

Right... back to the hotel mini fridge


Seriously though Cody... think yourself lucky... at least you get half a chance of a promise (of something) when Mrs C says "BAAAAAABBBE?"... Mrs R just reckons that all will be sorted before she sees that there is a problem... and when it takes me 5 hours to do it because i don't have the right tools (cos Mrs R thinks they are too expensive)... then complains and says "Have you not finished yet?"...Well... should i say no more?

Right... back to the fridge... (can you pee in a soda can?)

Kindest respects

Rod
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edit on 6-6-2013 by Rodinus because: French spelling mistake

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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:30 PM
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reply to post by rockoperawriter
 

Paul Macca's modern version

The Cars' unrelated song of the same title



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:36 PM
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Wait until the car breaks down mate and then you can put "Whos gonna drive you home"



Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:37 PM
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post by rockoperawriter[/url]
 


Maybe baby

Cody



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:44 PM
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Got the hint Rod

I'm assuming there is still room for half a cow on the other shoulder ?

If not the good ship Mrs C will be arriving to lend a hand, just watch out for the Rodinuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.

It's a slippery slope

Cody



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:46 PM
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This made my day. Still laughing.

Cody, are you by chance a stand up comedian? Perhaps you should be.....



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:56 PM
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Just got the

"Baaaaaaaaaaabes" (nice try BUT)

Then I ripped off the bath panel grabbed my tools

Then the "baaaaaaaaaaabes" just kidding

Gotta love a sense of humour

Cody



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 01:57 PM
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Originally posted by cody599
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Got the hint Rod

I'm assuming there is still room for half a cow on the other shoulder ?

If not the good ship Mrs C will be arriving to lend a hand, just watch out for the Rodinuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus.

It's a slippery slope

Cody


Erm.. what hint?

Probably still room for the half cow (just need to push one of the legs to one side though) Because with Mrs Rs hump back this can sometimes cause problems... not to mention her shorter left leg... which reminds me, i must start chaining her right leg to the stove!
... Bless her little cotton socks!

I hope that you at least gave Mrs C a towel to dry herself off and some talc for those white wrinkly toes?

Right ladies and gentleman, it is time for me to bide farewell for at least a 10 days as i am away on business in Barcelona... i will pop on from time to time... Take care everyone.

Kindest respects

Rod


edit on 6-6-2013 by Rodinus because: I meant half cow and not HARD cow!

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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:00 PM
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Originally posted by cody599
Just got the

"Baaaaaaaaaaabes" (nice try BUT)

Then I ripped off the bath panel grabbed my tools

Then the "baaaaaaaaaaabes" just kidding

Gotta love a sense of humour

Cody


May i ask which "tools" you grabbed mate?

Monkey wrench, spanner etc?
or just commoner gardener "plumbing" tools?

*winks*

Oh my... i have just swigged down a whole nice cold can of Perrier thinking it was Heineken....! Guess it tastes the same anyway!

Rod
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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:02 PM
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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:05 PM
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Originally posted by NarcolepticBuddha



Anyone got any good cooking suggestions for that first picture? (On a BBQ of course!)

Kindest respects

Rodinus
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posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:07 PM
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lol hilarious. I love words that change meanings based upon tone and inflection.

Some other examples: Dude, and Eh.



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:14 PM
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Originally posted by Malynn
lol hilarious. I love words that change meanings based upon tone and inflection.

Some other examples: Dude, and Eh.


Or How about... "DAAAARRLLING?"

I normally just get : "OI BUGGERLUGS!"

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:15 PM
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I thought you sent the Talc Rod


If you get a wrinkly prune knocking at your door.

That''ll be the wife

Apply wine and towels liberally and fell free to charge it to her account, details to follow

Have a great time my friend and with luck We'll see you soon.

Cody



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:18 PM
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Originally posted by smyleegrl
This made my day. Still laughing.

Cody, are you by chance a stand up comedian? Perhaps you should be.....


More a sit down ATS'er


Until I hear Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabes

Then I'm whatever is required.


Cody



posted on Jun, 6 2013 @ 02:21 PM
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If i get a wrinkly prune knocking at my door into the rice pudding it goes mate!


I shall actually give you and Mrs C some raisin massage scrub and oil... 'made from me own wee hands).. such a shame to rub her down with drinkable wine!

Not letting you into all the secrets of the ingredients, but i promise you that it does not contain tractor engine sump oil... promise... really... trust me... *evil grin*


Kindest respects

Rod



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