posted on Nov, 7 2004 @ 01:08 AM
This is excellent publicity, but they need to move fast.
First, they need to change the name from "Main Street Eatery" to something like "The Ghostly Grill" or "Le Spooke" if they're shooting for the
yuppie market. Push the ghosts, push them hard.
Next, they need to spray cobwebs all over everything, and put up spooky old pictures on the wall. Have the staff dress up as ghouls and zombies. Maybe
keep a few black cats on hand... you get the picture.
Finally, there's the menu. This is where you can really make an impression. "Hamburgers" can become "Ghostburgers ", "Booburgers", or maybe
"Handburgers", if you prefer something more darkly subtle.
Or just go full-on and offer specialty dishes: marinated peeled grapes as "Human Eyes", spaghetti as "Witches Hair", beef tripe as "Beef Tripe",
Ghosts or no ghosts, I smell money.
[edit on 11/7/2004 by Majic]