Earth Changing Announcement.

News Flash:
Dateline:1/6/2013
headline:
RAPTURE IS OVER!..........
Byline:
Michael Arm Of the Lord.
Announced today to an astonished press conference, hastily assembled by the Archangel Michael.
Yesterday at approximately 3:00 PM EST.
" The Rapture of the Lord was completed and the saints removed from this place of woe.
i am happy to announce that all 37 true Chirstian Believers have been lifted up to meet the Lord in the air....
Verification of this event may be revealed by researching the worlds missing children reports for the period
1/6/2013-2/6/2013 AD.
With this announcement I now leave you to your own devices.....My God Have mercy upon you....."
With these grim words the Archangel then departed .
and good luck to all of you who read this final message.....

Just take my money!!!

reply to post by stirling

I know those self righteous judgmental egotistical arrogant people who show up to out saint each other weekly did not read that fax from heaven..
but with over 20k different versions of christianity that number seems a little low.. only 37
out of nearly 7 billion??


and also.. why only kids?

researching the worlds missing children

do you know how many kids go missing everyday? this would prove nothing..
surely the deity would find all the children innocent?...
they haven't had time to be bad enough to punish for eternity.. no one has actually.
live a hundred if your lucky.. burn forever? that's unjust in of itself..

I always though I was a saint

only 37.....Darn, I was number 38....Oh maybe I was 38 from the bottom.

Originally posted by stirling

News Flash:
Dateline:1/6/2013
headline:
RAPTURE IS OVER!..........
Byline:
Michael Arm Of the Lord.
Announced today to an astonished press conference, hastily assembled by the Archangel Michael.
Yesterday at approximately 3:00 PM EST.
" The Rapture of the Lord was completed and the saints removed from this place of woe.
i am happy to announce that all 37 true Chirstian Believers have been lifted up to meet the Lord in the air....
Verification of this event may be revealed by researching the worlds missing children reports for the period
1/6/2013-2/6/2013 AD.
With this announcement I now leave you to your own devices.....My God Have mercy upon you....."
With these grim words the Archangel then departed .
and good luck to all of you who read this final message.....

Thank god, literally!

Adios guys, don't write it's cool we'll call you.

So now that we've got that out the way with any chance we can move on as a race now? Oh Sh*t wait, i forgot about the other million religions. Well never mind cancel the party, we've still got work to do

We can only hope...................
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