You might be a Neocon if you.....

I found this funny list of Neocon stupidity and thought I should share it here.

It got me thinking if there is a neocon that actually wants peace? Does anyone know if at least one exists on this planet because cant think of any?

You might be a Neocon if you.....

Believe the government cannot run medical facilities but can rebuild foreign nations


Mock the idea of a gold standard as archaic yet think buying gold is a smart investment


Think cavemen in Afghanistan must be met with trillions in “defense spending”


Consider Iran to be the first country in world history that wants to commit suicide


Support domestic cuts yet increases in foreign expenditures


Don’t know corporations get more welfare than poor minorities


Recognize Americas current troubles but still support establishment candidates


Know who Hannity, Rush, Levin, and Savage are but never heard of Hyak


Are ok with telling your daughter only government employees can touch her no no spot


Tell people Fox “News” is “Fair and Balanced” with a straight face


Assume “Contractors” in occupied countries are simply plumbers and electricians


Think new oil pipelines would bring gas prices down as the FED prints more money


Asked yourself what the FED was when reading the line above


Hate welfare but don’t think twice about farm subsidies


Feel terrorism is a greater threat to your life than regularly eating cheeseburgers


You are staunchly pro-life but distain food stamps for when the kiddies get here


Argue the only way to protect our freedoms is to give some of them up


Quote Fox “News” like scripture but boo the “Golden Rule” in GOP debates


Cheer politicians who appeal to you emotionally but make little sense logically


Believe drone bombing anywhere anytime is just but medical marijuana isn’t


Heart the war on drugs but get pissed when violent criminals are released early


Support the 10th Amendment but want the Federal Govt. involved in marriage


Cheerlead continual war as the only way to have peace and prosperity


Think Wall-Street financiers are justly compensated and teachers are socialist crybabies


You are 60+, watch only FOX “News” and call yourself Republican


Vote based on “Family Values” yet entertain the idea of supporting Newt


Liked Bush’s policies but think Obama’s are evil even though they are identical


Anoint Reagan as a true conservative but don’t know who Barry Goldwater was


See no problem with borrowing money from China to help defend against China


Need to be told at least twice an hour America is the most awesomest country ever


Believe politicians who want to increase “defense” spending will balance the budget


Quoting the CIA and the 9/11 commission on blowback is blaming America for 9/11


Took deferments when young but want to send others to war now


Parrot the logic that the ’67 borders are indefensible even though they have 300 nukes


Never heard of Mossadegh but can name three or more pundits on Fox “News”


Have used the adjective crazy to describe Ron Paul and/or Ralph Nader


Still believe the same people who urge intervention in Iran as they did Iraq


Change candidates like you do underwear


If you think supporting the Patriot Act is patriotic.

s & f bud best laugh today well done

reply to post by whatsecret


Most of that list could easily be applied to liberals.
Bashing the main parties is fine, but at least be fair about it. The conservatives work very hard at being as backwards as the conservatives. It's only fair to recognize them for their accomplishments.

One minute people in Afghanistan are normal everyday people with hopes and dreams and they're being killed by merciless evil robots in the sky;

the next they're cavemen in caves.

Make yer mind up you guys!!!!!

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and dont forget they get perfect signals on their phones and 3g for caves when doing terror attacks

Originally posted by watchitburn
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Most of that list could easily be applied to liberals.
Bashing the main parties is fine, but at least be fair about it. The Co serrations work very hard at being g the St as backwards as the conservatives. It's only fair to recognized ze their accomplishments.

I agree.

Those cavemen in Afghanistan make Improvised Explosive Devices that will blow your ass to bits, and they purposely place them where they will do the most damage, oftentimes blowing little kids to bits.

Not a neocon and i didn't find it funny.

Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
Those cavemen in Afghanistan make Improvised Explosive Devices that will blow your ass to bits, and they purposely place them where they will do the most damage, oftentimes blowing little kids to bits.

Ever think why they make Improvised Explosive Devices in the first place?

i didn't find it funny.

Not even a little tiny bit ?

reply to post by watchitburn

Most of that list could easily be applied to liberals.

No it couldn't.

Most liberals do not stand for anything on that list.... You make no sense.

Bashing the main parties is fine

Neo-con nor liberal is a party, it is a line of belief.

Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
Those cavemen in Afghanistan make Improvised Explosive Devices that will blow your ass to bits, and they purposely place them where they will do the most damage, oftentimes blowing little kids to bits.

Not a neocon and i didn't find it funny.

You sure sound like a neo-con.

Those "cavemen" make bombs because a foreign army is in their nation. What do you expect them to do? Smile at you after the US "accidentally" bombs their whole family?

You're probably one of those people whole don't even understand what a neo-con even is.

Yay! Im not a NeoCon

reply to post by whatsecret


Great list

The only one I had issue with was the claim that Bush and Obama's policies are exactly the same. I can't decide which one I like the least, but they're certainly not the same.

Originally posted by Bone75
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Great list

The only one I had issue with was the claim that Bush and Obama's policies are exactly the same. I can't decide which one I like the least, but they're certainly not the same.

I agree, Obama's policies are like Bush's on steroids.

Originally posted by whatsecret

Originally posted by Bone75
reply to post by whatsecret

 

Great list

The only one I had issue with was the claim that Bush and Obama's policies are exactly the same. I can't decide which one I like the least, but they're certainly not the same.

I agree, Obama's policies are like Bush's on steroids.

Yes that sums it up rather nicely. What he did with the child tax credits alone was a major redistribution of that pretty much got overlooked by the masses.

Originally posted by whatsecret

Originally posted by lonewolf19792000
Those cavemen in Afghanistan make Improvised Explosive Devices that will blow your ass to bits, and they purposely place them where they will do the most damage, oftentimes blowing little kids to bits.

Ever think why they make Improvised Explosive Devices in the first place?

i didn't find it funny.

Not even a little tiny bit ?

Ever think why they use them in every nation they dwell in, sometimes against their own people, and against people they hate?

This is what i find funny:

Getting 72 virgins in heaven, that are perpetual virgins and after you're done with them they are magically virgin again. Because that isn't heaven my friend, thats actually hell.

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Ever think why they use them in every nation they dwell in, sometimes against their own people, and against people they hate?

Why do Americans like to shoot one another? Or blow up abortion clinics? Or blow up whole nations?

You can generalize Americans the exact same way you are generalizing Muslims...

reply to post by lonewolf19792000

Ever think why they use them in every nation they dwell in, sometimes against their own people, and against people they hate?

Yeah criminals all over the world do that sometimes.

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Generalization maximum overload! So sick and tired of people putting all Muslims into the category of suicide bombers or terrorists that want to meet the "72 virgins".

Just think how differently you would feel if your country was being invaded and YOU had to make improvised explosives to defend yourselves. Or maybe in your mind (im assuming here) they should just roll over and die like the inhuman scum they are.


Cheers.

Um...that list confuses me is a neocon a teabag nutcase?

Are is a neocon a liberal fruit basket?

That list has both ideologies in it.

reply to post by whatsecret

Got about half way through.

Pretty good list with minor inaccuracies.