DHS forced to release list of government surveillance trigger words.

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posted on May, 31 2013 @ 08:46 AM
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When do I get my own personal drone to follow me around everywhere. I think that would be awesome.

I could be at college and tell my friends, "See that thing up there...yep...that's for me because I'm important."





posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:00 AM
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They should include a few more words.
I see they have the word 'pork' on there.
But....
What if some enterprising terrorist dreams up a system where they substitute one word for another word in a conversation (
).

I just looked on the list, it is safe to say the word 'code', but I already said 'pork' up there ^^^.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:06 AM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
Whoever can use the most words in a coherent story wins.


Maybe not a story, but Robopoem.com can make an awful bit of poetry with it.

The most keyword rich poem you've ever read:

Department of homeland spare
Federal chairwoman aware
Agency FEMA coast guard free
And border dreary appointee

Border patrol secret banded
National nakedest bartended
NOC homeland defense preying
Enforcement ICE loom rallying

Force central antiunion
CIA uncoil acidulation
Drug enforcement agency guest
Border asininity chest

Federal bureau of harebell
Alcohol militate campbell
Firearms ATF US fabricator
completing denominator

CIS federal air marshal elves
Transportation disabuse pelves
TSA air marshal federal cult
FAA national guard tracking poult

United nations yesteryear
Assassination attack insert dear


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posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:21 AM
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Originally posted by alfa1

Originally posted by AshleyD
Whoever can use the most words in a coherent story wins.


Maybe not a story, but Robopoem.com can make an awful bit of poetry with it.

The most keyword rich poem you've ever read:

Department of homeland spare
Federal chairwoman aware
Agency FEMA coast guard free
And border dreary appointee

Border patrol secret banded
National nakedest bartended
NOC homeland defense preying
Enforcement ICE loom rallying

Force central antiunion
CIA uncoil acidulation
Drug enforcement agency guest
Border asininity chest

Federal bureau of harebell
Alcohol militate campbell
Firearms ATF US fabricator
completing denominator

CIS federal air marshal elves
Transportation disabuse pelves
TSA air marshal federal cult
FAA national guard tracking poult

United nations yesteryear
Assassination attack insert dear


edit on 31-5-2013 by alfa1 because: (no reason given)

I just copied the poem to Facebook.
I thought it would be nice if it went viral.... so everyone might get a chance to read it!



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:24 AM
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Originally posted by alfa1

Originally posted by AshleyD
Whoever can use the most words in a coherent story wins.


Maybe not a story, but Robopoem.com can make an awful bit of poetry with it.

The most keyword rich poem you've ever read:

Department of homeland spare
Federal chairwoman aware
Agency FEMA coast guard free
And border dreary appointee

Border patrol secret banded
National nakedest bartended
NOC homeland defense preying
Enforcement ICE loom rallying

Force central antiunion
CIA uncoil acidulation
Drug enforcement agency guest
Border asininity chest

Federal bureau of harebell
Alcohol militate campbell
Firearms ATF US fabricator
completing denominator

CIS federal air marshal elves
Transportation disabuse pelves
TSA air marshal federal cult
FAA national guard tracking poult

United nations yesteryear
Assassination attack insert dear


edit on 31-5-2013 by alfa1 because: (no reason given)


That is just utterly inspirational, I am in awe of your abilities to manipulate the net to discover the most sensor shocking poem in the history of DHS keyword monitoring.

I bow down, and recognize your skills with the keyboard, oh almighty master of irritation, please school us all, as we are most unworthy in your presence.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:31 AM
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I can see their recordings of me playing out like this...

"he's on the couch. Watching always sunny in phili, wait he's up.. to the bathroom, he's peeing, off to the fridge, back to the couch... oh wait, he's scratching something..."

He got up, he's poping a playstation game in ..his wife is telling him to stop and go do the laundry..."



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:41 AM
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once the automated system picks out key words, it then gathers public info on each individual, this is gathered into a short profile. again, automated programming parks the profile, while gathering further contact and communication information to create an enhanced profile, if certain criteria levels are reached, only then will an actual person be automatically assigned to briefly take a look at it. if there is no reason to escalate, the enhanced profile will remain for a certain amount of time



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:46 AM
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Originally posted by Hopechest
I suppose this would explain that black van that's always parked outside my apartment.

Hehe


Actually it's dark blue. We try to keep it in the shade. Offer the guys some iced tea some time, they'll appreciate it.
(or am I bluffing?)

I think it's silly for the gummint to expect terrorists to communicate like middle schoolers ('Okay Abdul, you bring the bomb down to the train station and leave it in the locker and Sahid will install the trigger mechanism in the ladies' room.')
if we heard a real covert conversation we'd have no idea what it meant. 'Tell Jimmy to bring the 'radio' down to the 'bus stop' and 'Joey' will put the 'batteries' in.'
edit on 31-5-2013 by works4dhs because: add clever line



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 09:48 AM
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Note to the guy in the cyber bunker maintaining the keyword list:

Please add the following words: Inspector Clouseau



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 10:56 AM
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I should smile..............
These clowns are frantically listening to every innocent conversation and jumping on top of everyone who utters suspicious enough conversations, spending Millions,....Nay Billions of our dollars on monitoring us for discontent
(i believe they want it made unlawful.)

Meanwhile back at the DOD ranch the CHINESE HACKSTERS have STOLEN OUR ADVANCED WEAPONS SYSTEMS!
WTF do they think they are doing?
Certainly not protecting the Vaterland are they?

DHS= Dept. of Homeland Suppression.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 11:17 AM
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End every phone call you make by reading the entire list. their database will fill up really fast



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 11:40 AM
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reply to post by Hopechest
 


I didnt think you were allowed to take company cars home.

Love and harmony
Whateva



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 12:08 PM
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Don't they do that with phones to including vocal recognition like they used to target bin ladens boys on walkie talkies.

Also I believe the term is spidering that they send out snooping search engine searches, results , international email and phone calls. They're is even a typing fingerprint we all give off which they can and do target.

What's that big company called that is US based, Israel owned and basically all phone calls and or billing goes through? Needless to say we don't need to spy on our citizens we can just ask Mossad if they know anything. Or how people use to say the parent company of face book is a contracted and owned company of the CIA.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 12:25 PM
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I cut and pasted all the words into a microsoft
word document and when i send emails i make
sure that i cut and paste 25-30 words off the
list onto the bottom of my emails or in the case
of a post the post.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 12:27 PM
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I mean, come on. You have to be an idiot not know these types of lists exist! This is what that Super Computer is doing at NSA in Maryland. It's not being used to store recipes!
My brother and I were joking around on the phone a few years back, making jokes and saying words like these. There was a suspicious looking van parked outside is house for a couple days.... Humm.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 12:30 PM
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I guess we all need to take lessons in this system:


Guadalcanal, Tarawa, Peleliu, Iwo Jima: the Navajo code talkers took part in every assault the U.S. Marines conducted in the Pacific from 1942 to 1945. They served in all six Marine divisions, Marine Raider battalions and Marine parachute units, transmitting messages by telephone and radio in their native language a code that the Japanese never broke.

The idea to use Navajo for secure communications came from Philip Johnston, the son of a missionary to the Navajos and one of the few non-Navajos who spoke their language fluently. Johnston, reared on the Navajo reservation, was a World War I veteran who knew of the military's search for a code that would withstand all attempts to decipher it. He also knew that Native American languages notably Choctaw had been used in World War I to encode messages.

Johnston believed Navajo answered the military requirement for an undecipherable code because Navajo is an unwritten language of extreme complexity. Its syntax and tonal qualities, not to mention dialects, make it unintelligible to anyone without extensive exposure and training. It has no alphabet or symbols, and is spoken only on the Navajo lands of the American Southwest. One estimate indicates that less than 30 non-Navajos, none of them Japanese, could understand the language at the outbreak of World War II......


Navajo Code Talkers

Navajo Code Talkers' Dictionary


Janet Planet Napolitano = GLOE-EH-NA-AH-WO-HAI



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 12:50 PM
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Wow... theres not one word on there that I havent used multiple times a week.

Ahem ... DNDO!

Right, now that we have your attention DHS, you have my permission to take a long walk off a tiny jetty, and get eaten by the nearest aquatic predator. Quit abusing the rights of the citizens you claim to be about defending, and while you are at it, you can stay out of my affairs as well. Im not even from your nation, but you know you have been peeking up my kilt so to speak.. dont deny it. You will just make me mad.

To the membership:

DHS have made it impossible for any one of you to be beneath thier notice. Given that all we really talk about are topics which INSIST that we use these trigger words on a daily, sometimes hourly basis, all members here, from every corner of the globe, must be on someones radar. My advice to you all is to give the finger to as many public cameras as you can, in the hopes that one of the bastards is watching.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 01:12 PM
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The other theory being that they have created a list so broad, that it gives them an excuse to spy on anyone at anytime claiming that the subject said one of the "trigger" words.



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 01:19 PM
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Originally posted by AshleyD
reply to post by gladtobehere
 


Wow they must be busy.

Not to mention, they must be all over ATS.


So many of those words are used here constantly. Cops, law enforcement (in all of our bad cop threads), all the weather/disaster keywords we throw around in the fragile earth forum, middle east issues, etc.

True enough.I think I've used like 75%of the terms just here on ATS.And I'm not even political,lol!



posted on May, 31 2013 @ 01:22 PM
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I am going to have fun on the phone tonight. See if I can work every single one into the most boring non related conversation I can with my elderly mother. And talk low enough so she cant hear well, and I have to repeat it. I'll fill their database up quick.





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