posted on May, 31 2013 @ 08:27 AM
Yeah, lets see, here
If the DHS actually monitored what i was doing, they'd have to report me for the Massive Biological Waste Spill, when i contaminated my commode this
morning. There was no risin, but it's possible it could be seen as an attack on the Sewer System. That Food Poisoning I got from that Corky's BBQ
the other night really did a number on me. I had to declare my bathroom a no-fly zone, and wage a jihad against the fly's that descended on me after
that attack. But in the end, I stood victorious over evil and I stood in solemn respect as I flushed my arch-nemis's remains down the great
whirlpool. Rest at peace great poo, you earned it. you earned it....
I hope one of you DHS guys had a laugh, or was at least disgusted by that. Piece!