Toastman's Tarot readings

Dark Brown Hair, Blue Green Eyes. A reply here would be fine.

Either you have all been trolled, or you all have U2U's despite saying to post their "predictions" here??

How can anyone possibly predict anything given just an eye and hair colour?

I have a bag of magic beans, £50 each, they will bring you money, happiness and a long life They look like dried out Heinz baked beans, but trust me, they are magic....i can also read your future by only knowing what type of belly button you have (inny or outy) and your inside leg measurement

I have blonde hair and blue/green eyes. I don't mind having a reply posted. Thank you very much :-)

I have blonde hair and blue/green eyes. I don't mind having a reply posted. Thank you very much :-)

reply to post by TheToastmanCometh


Strawberry blonde, and brown eyes. You can go ahead and reply in the thread.

Cool idea. I have to say.

reply to post by TheToastmanCometh

Your invitation requires a warning, for engaging in such sorceries are a transgression and an abomonation against the Will of the Father---and dealing with the associated entities of divination in such works only serves to bring a curse of plagues forth on all whom involve themselves.

I can read it in you that you already suffer from such plagues in a snaring. It is best you desist, though all your wills are your own in choosing your course.

Originally posted by PrimeLight
reply to post by TheToastmanCometh

 

Your invitation requires a warning, for engaging in such sorceries are a transgression and an abomonation against the Will of the Father---and dealing with the associated entities of divination in such works only serves to brings a curse of plagues forth on all whom involve themselves.



I can read it in you that you already suffer from such plagues in a snaring. It is best you desist, though all your wills are your own in choosing your course...

Glad you speak for God... Otherwise how would anyone know God is real....it isn't like God does anything except persecute those that don't follow a book God didn't write or a religion God didn't create right? Please...complete nonsense.

And while you are speaking for God, since you are so inclined, maybe you should ask God for spelling lessons. Abomination is the correct way.

As far as the OP....I will take my chance at burning in hell. Brown hair, hazel eyes and feel free to post public for all to watch me burn.

reply to post by Vasa Croe

We are all Called into obedience to the Divine Will and disobedience is always first disciplined in a Mercy, Compassion and Love. Our conscience is constantly spoken to based on the Image we carry within---some however choose to rebel further and further in an anger, arrogance and spite---and for those 'too far gone' in persistent unholy corruptions, even the angels of Heaven will not be able to spare them out of their willful path of snaring. The Law is not void and we are accountable for transgressions against such.

There really is a duality of holy and unholy spirits operating upon our flesh and souls in this realm. We should be wary of which ones we lean towards in 'operation'. Just a fair warning the OP did not to provide--and I have nothing against that individual personally.

The Department of Defense thanks all of you that have participated in "Operation Give Us Your Biometric Data". This will be added to the data we've already compiled on you here in Tampa.

Next test will be Operation Give Us Your Photo, where we'll give you a free caricature in return for your real life name and photo.

Originally posted by stirling
well if you get all those done and are still game
I have whiteish red hair more white than red by a pile....blue eyes like ice....
right here is easy...much obliged...

Since the Toastman goeth, here's yours. (cracks knuckles, shuffles, deals...)

Ok, your court card is the King of Wands, pretty straightforward.

Your cover card (present situation): wheel of fortune. Surprise! Something unexpected is coming your way, like a tax audit. Only it's upright, so it's probably something neutral to good. A current struggle will give way to success. Only watch out, what goes around comes around.

Cross position (positive forces getting you there): eight of wands. Implication is that you will have a very narrow window to seize the opportunity coming your way or you will blow it

Beneath (what you bring to the situation): six of wands. Accolades, respect of peers, community standing. If you were military, honors, ribbons, attaboys.

Crown (what got you here): Page of Wands. Good news from a friend. Networking among your peers. ATS. Flexibility.

Behind position (subconscious drives, dream themes): Eight of Swords. Frustration, fear, anxiety, feelings of abandonment or lack of self-worth. A pawn. Vulnerability to abuse by others. Easily manipulated, credulous.

Before position (relationships to others): Nine of Swords. Obsession, fear, insecurity, worries, delays, failure to take action. Loneliness. You don't trust others to do what they should do.

Self position (your current state of mind that will influence your action): Horned one, reversed. Entropy, panic, perversion, depravity (get rid of your kiddie porno, quick!), weakness. Use of religion against others. Jealousy.

House (your environment): Nine of Pentacles. Planning, diplomacy, good guessing, Foresight. Moral behavior.

Hopes: Knight of Swords, reversed. Odd, that one. There is a woman with whom you have had bitter conflict in the past, she may have achieved a goal ahead of you or by using you for a stepping stone, you dream of her downfall in this situation and wish her ill.

Outcome: Five of Cups. Yipe. You will likely be too slow to address the possibility that is about to spring on you. Your obsession with the woman will cause you delay, and you will screw up what you could have had. A loss you will have difficulty accepting. Loneliness, spilled milk, bitterness.

Suggestion from Bedlam the Wise: Screw the woman, It's over. Keep an eye out for the main chance. You've got too many swords in there for a wand court card, the opportunity will arise but your internal state and your past will tend to prevent you from achieving the happiness you could have.

OK, enough waiting

Thought I would start my own DIY version and looked up Court Card, Celtic Cross
There on the first page of the first website listed, Understanding Tarot Court Cards I see in big letters

Will He Come Back?

So looks like we are not the only one's looking for the person doing the readings

But seems the Celtic Cross is a good method to determine the eye and hair colours of Querents
lol

OK, I will try to be serious about this serious matter
It also says

Positional Spreads such as the Celtic Cross are no help at all in determining the meaning or circumstance of a Court Card since the cards are generally seen in splendid isolation.

Seems we have all been splendidly isolated

and if I need any more info, I also need £ 40 and a free (or that should be spare) half hour
So, rather wait for when TheToastmanCometh back

Has anyone come to think that maybe Toastman is at work right now or sleeping, also there's a lot of comments, so it would take a bit of a while when he comes back.

Originally posted by PrimeLight
reply to post by Vasa Croe

 

We are all Called into obedience to the Divine Will and disobedience is always first disciplined in a Mercy, Compassion and Love. Our conscience is constantly spoken to based on the Image we carry within---some however choose to rebel further and further in an anger, arrogance and spite---and for those 'too far gone' in persistent unholy corruptions, even the angels of Heaven will not be able to spare them out of their willful path of snaring. The Law is not void and we are accountable for transgressions against such.

There really is a duality of holy and unholy spirits operating upon our flesh and souls in this realm. We should be wary of which ones we lean towards in 'operation'. Just a fair warning the OP did not to provide--and I have nothing against that individual personally.

edit on 30-5-2013 by PrimeLight because: (no reason given)

Well maybe next time you can keep your "divine" speak in a post in which it belongs. That or stick to the topic. There are enough bible beaters that knock on doors and waste their time daily here in the south....don't really need the preaching on a forum as well. Try starting a thread of your own next time and tell everyone just how evil tarot cards are instead of muddying the waters with off topic garbage.....

Natural auburn hair (medium brown with red and blond in it) and grey-blue eyes (more blue than grey, usually). Use my avatar picture as a reference. Thanks.

P.S. Open or private are both fine for me, just do whichever is easiest for you. And if it can help, I'm 24 and a Sagittarius.

Originally posted by PrimeLight
reply to post by Vasa Croe

 

We are all Called into obedience to the Divine Will and disobedience is always first disciplined in a Mercy, Compassion and Love. Our conscience is constantly spoken to based on the Image we carry within---some however choose to rebel further and further in an anger, arrogance and spite---and for those 'too far gone' in persistent unholy corruptions, even the angels of Heaven will not be able to spare them out of their willful path of snaring. The Law is not void and we are accountable for transgressions against such.

There really is a duality of holy and unholy spirits operating upon our flesh and souls in this realm. We should be wary of which ones we lean towards in 'operation'. Just a fair warning the OP did not to provide--and I have nothing against that individual personally.

edit on 30-5-2013 by PrimeLight because: (no reason given)

If you have never preformed angelic evocation then learn. The angelic spirits that permiate the universe are not what your cults have taught you.

reply to post by Bedlam

What deck are you using? Your card interpretations are a little bit different than the ones I'm accustomed to.

reply to post by RegisteredUser


Llewellyn, but I also use an Arthurian deck occasionally.

eta: which ones are off? The Knight of Swords reversed with the other swords before and behind seemed to indicate a conflict with a woman that would impede his goal. Technically, it indicates chauvinism or contempt of a woman, but against the other swords it seems to indicate conflict that may prevent reaching the goal offered by the wheel of fortune.

etaa: I also prune away the interpretations that don't seem to make sense, starting with the cover. One could make a case that the kids are about to leave home (a major life change is also WOF), and that he's stuck with the old lady that he no longer is in love with and feels contempt for (before, behind), also feels alone even with the woman in his life, but has found another woman (or women?) with whom he is having an affair - the page of wands in the crown position can indicate a new interest (play, excitement).

Then, of course, he gets caught - that five of cups in the outcome position sucks ass. Sorry, but it's not what I'd want there.

reply to post by TheToastmanCometh


Hair color - Bald now but when it grows out.... brown, blonde, reddish, gray... Was blonde when young.

Eye Color blue...

U2 message.

Originally posted by AmberLeaf

How can anyone possibly predict anything given just an eye and hair colour?

Well, I don't go by court cards, but you'd also need the age, zodiacal sign and possibly some indication of their main personality trait to really spot a person's court card. Easy to do if they're in front of you. And they can also change as the person changes.

reply to post by Bedlam

Ahh, I use the Rider-Waite deck with an influence from John Holland's oracle deck. Sometimes I think the Rider-Waite interpretations are a little heavy handed, while John Holland's are too peppy and cheery. I think combining the two interpretations makes things a little down to earth.
I've heard the Arthurian interpretations are the best for love and romance readings.