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posted on May, 29 2013 @ 07:31 PM
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oh


what would make the missus go all hysterical and flee house and home
and your child go full blown "sane"
and start busting out

and up?

after all the buildup
i was expecting to hear that you have just discovered irrefutable proof
that you are osama's secret love-child
or descended from hitler

either that or you'd been informed by your family doctor that the growing lump in your groin is not a tumor
that's the good news.
the bad news is that you have an extremely rare [so rare the medical community keeps it secret] genetic condition
the final result of which being that instead of male menopause you will be growing another penis.




posted on May, 29 2013 @ 08:17 PM
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edit on 29-5-2013 by tinker9917 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 29 2013 @ 08:28 PM
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Hilarious! I think getting these two in the same room for any length of time will spell trouble for ATS.
Seems we need to brace ourselves for disaster... *ahem,* I mean, more enlightening posts.



posted on May, 29 2013 @ 11:15 PM
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Dear Rodinus,



Totally agreed with you... I believe that if a thread is removed it is because of a reason, which has been discussed in detail with moderation staff when they are trained to deal with us rascals here on ATS.


The moderators do a very wonderful job and sometimes we all get overexcited. They understand that and I believe are very moderate in their approach. I wish to leave you two with a song for you to enjoy together, a song to enjoy together.

YouTube - Jefferson Starship - With Your Love

Isn't love the best? It is all about getting to know and appreciate one another. Best wishes and peace. Just an old man who preaches sometimes wishing the two of you the best. Love is what it is all about.



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 12:10 AM
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What this one
*mans up*

Cody

edit on 30/5/13 by cody599 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 12:39 AM
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Dearest cody599,

I am stupid and do not know how to imbed. Thanks and best wishes.



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:36 AM
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Iwas here 6 years before I figured it out


Take the bit after v= in the bit at the top of the screen highlight it hit copy

come back to the thread go to vid utube right click in box and paste

hit preveiw and check it's worked

Hope that helped I'm time limited at the moment but if you u2u I'll explain better after work

Cody



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:40 AM
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Originally posted by cody599
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You live next door to littled


*Ducks*

Cody


Sooooo funny



Just watch out that Little doesn't grab hold of your Ninja swords and break them!

Kindest respects

Rodinus

Ps. Sorry for the late reply folks but i was giving Mrs R some serious loving yesterday as Cody cot me started off about Arrdvarks in leotards and i lost total control!



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:43 AM
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You forgot the cardboard toilet roll innards... very important... very important indeed... AND of course, not forgetting the Gasmasks!

Bwahahahahaha... etc etc etc...

Oh my, we sound like a right bunch of pervs!

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:45 AM
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Originally posted by setibuddies
I laughed, I cried, it lifted my heart..



A lot better "revelation" than most I've seen lately


Why thank you Seti, i am glad it made your day...

By the way, would you happen to have a couple of spare squirrels where you live that you can send over?


Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:48 AM
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Originally posted by cody599
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So, we should expect a video of drunk pink unicorns duct taping gerbils to the trees?


Oh you want the easy way out


Cody


Yeaaaa, but what do you expect Cody... some people don't know how to play by the law of the big boys


*runs around the room trying to catch the Arrdvark in leopardskin leotard whilst stumbling over all the empty wine bottles* (well yes i am training myself for the great day!)

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:50 AM
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Originally posted by xDeadcowx
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All of this and i just have one question... is the playstation ok?


Is it buggery mate... Rodinus Jr bribed me about the Arrdvark and threatened to tell Mrs R and made me go out and buy an X Box with Call of duty Black Ops!

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:53 AM
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Originally posted by TheMagus
reply to post by Rodinus
 


oh


what would make the missus go all hysterical and flee house and home
and your child go full blown "sane"
and start busting out

and up?

after all the buildup
i was expecting to hear that you have just discovered irrefutable proof
that you are osama's secret love-child
or descended from hitler

either that or you'd been informed by your family doctor that the growing lump in your groin is not a tumor
that's the good news.
the bad news is that you have an extremely rare [so rare the medical community keeps it secret] genetic condition
the final result of which being that instead of male menopause you will be growing another penis.



OH NOOOOO...

Another willy to the six i already have growing under my left armpit


How did you know that i am Mr Obamas secret lovechild?

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 01:58 AM
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Thank you TheMagus,

Your reply touched me sincerely


And like WOW for the musical addition... awesome.

Tolerance, friendship and generaly just being nice to each other are the key words...

Erm... and by the way... for those who might get everything mixed up... NO Cody and i are not dating... we just share the same feelings for the same Arrdvark in a leapordskin leotard whilst nailing squiirels to trees and having fun with duct tape, gerbils and toilet roll tubes


Come on Cody, you can come clean now, i have revealed all!

Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 30-5-2013 by Rodinus because: Word added



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 03:16 AM
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Originally posted by cody599
reply to post by AQuestion
 


Iwas here 6 years before I figured it out


Take the bit after v= in the bit at the top of the screen highlight it hit copy

come back to the thread go to vid utube right click in box and paste

hit preveiw and check it's worked

Hope that helped I'm time limited at the moment but if you u2u I'll explain better after work

Cody


Lol, can't help it if Cody is a bit gormeless
It only took me 3 months!!!! I did actually tell him to cut down on those tequila slammers whilst on ATS... but he just won't listen! Need Little to give him a reminding smack over the head with her rolling pin or Ninja sword!

What i normally do to make things simpler is the following :

1 : Create your post first (and keep it open)
2 : Go to youtube (in another window) and find the video which takes your fancy
3 : Copy everything after v= (which can be found at top of page in Youtube search window)
4 : Go back to post which you are replying to and click on the second from last window called VID:YOUTUBE
5 : Paste what you have copied into the little white window that appears and then hit enter

Bobs your uncle

Kindest respects

Rodinus



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 04:05 AM
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Erm...

Just thought of something Cody...

If you happen to have a lawnmower which is available i would appreciate it if you could bring it along in your hand luggage please as ours has just died the death of a thousand kicks and punches because of all the grass that has suddenly decided to grow with all the rain we are having.... we only have about 4000m2 to cut, so you should be able to get that in your private jet no?

We also have the isolation in the garage and a couple of quads to mend... so don't forget to bring some fibreglass and oil resistant clothes...

As well as the gasmask of course!!!

Erm... now let me look at what else i need that is heavy and needs lugging around?

Welcome to sunny France


Kindest respects

Rodinus
edit on 30-5-2013 by Rodinus because: Seriously crappy spelling

edit on 30-5-2013 by Rodinus because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 07:10 AM
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I'm afraid that sodding aarvark chewed through the cable.

I'll be sure to get Mrs C to pack her nail scissors


Cody



posted on May, 30 2013 @ 08:41 AM
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Originally posted by cody599
reply to post by Rodinus
 


I'm afraid that sodding aarvark chewed through the cable.

I'll be sure to get Mrs C to pack her nail scissors


Cody


Nails scissors : Check
Extra Ketamine for Aardvark : Check



Kindest respects

Rodinus




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