Hi friends and fellow members.
Well… what can I say?
Yesterday I created a thread in general chit chat to inform you all that I would be revealing the humdinger of revelations today, as I am one to keep
my promises, I have decided to share with you all this extremely important information which will change the Rodinus household forever as we know
It took me three days to harbor up enough courage to even talk about this disclosure with the members of the Rodinus household, but when I did… all
hell broke loose!
Firstly : In a screaming snot splattering blubbering wreck, Mrs R ran for the front door with her half packed, half closed suitcase spewing socks,
bras and other ladies attire all down the hallway and into the front garden…
Rodinus Junior could be heard muttering and cursing and screaming too as he threw his PS3 console through our fairly recently purchased flat screen TV
whilst stamping his feet up and down which lead to severe cracks appearing on his bedroom floor and the kitchen ceiling.
All of this was going on as our 4 normally extremely vicious guard dogs cowered and whimpered with their tails between their legs under the garden
table… the cat has just gone off sulking and I fear never to be seen again!
Not to mention our dwarf rabbit who is called “dinner” who now refuses to come out of her wooden house and sticks her nose up at even the fresh
carrots that I especially went out into the garden and dug up to make amends…
I am telling you all…. It’s been a difficult couple of days after disclosing to my family members what i am going to share with you...
Anyway, after finally managing to run after, grab and re-shackle Mrs R to the kitchen stove and calming her down with some gentle words such as…
“Come on love… it’s not that bad… why don’t you make us a nice dinner so that you can calm your nerves down?”… Bless her little cotton
socks again…! And then running upstairs and promising Rodinus junior that not only will I offer him the latest X box and a new dwarf rabbit (I
explained to him that our current dwarf rabbit is on its last legs anyway) (so yes, guess what Mrs R is making for dinner tonight? BUT of course only
after he has filled in the cracks and repainted the kitchen ceiling?)).
The dogs got a couple of biscuits laced with ketamine… which seemed to have calmed them down no end (I might ask Mrs R to put some in the marinade
for the rabbit!).
The situation calmed down once we had had our meal and Mrs R had finished the washing up, ironing and hoovering… so, this is when we decided to come
up with our plan of action for the SHTF scenario which is to come upon us.
Below is the list that we have drawn up for our action plan in order to be prepared :
1 : Tape up all windows with black duct tape (keep rest of tape and store with cardboard toilet tubes in guest room for eventual later usage)
2 : Change all locks on all house doors
3 : Change the lock and wall up the entrance to my personal wine cellar
4 : Prepare a wet mattress under the stairs to hide under
5 : Set the dogs free (At least they will have something to eat when they find the sulking cat!)
6 : Let all relatives and friends know that we are unavailable for quite a while
7 : Prepare special food rations
8 : Prepare first aid kit (including many boxes of Aspirin and Alka-Seltzer
9 : Bury all family silver under tree at bottom of the garden
10 : Lock down the new pig poo resistant gas barbeque
Etc etc etc… the list went on way into the wee hours of the night…
Once you have read my revelation, all extra advice for this scenario would be much appreciated.
So why all of this? you are asking and scratching your head as you read this thread…
Well… the revelation is the following:
*Rolls out the drums*
During the short time that I have been a member here on ATS I have shared certain opinions and especially certain senses of humor with different
members… some of whom are now on my friends list.
In particular one of those members has become a friend here on this forum and it is with great and sincere pleasure that I announce to you all that I
have the honor of having that member come over from the UK and spending a couple of days with us over here in Sunny France during the Summer.
MAY THE PARTY BEGIN!!!!
Thank you for accepting my invitation Cody
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