The Mystery of the Migrating Chocolate Bar

It is elementary my dear Watson. The candy bar left the same way it arrived, via wildlife. Obviously it smelled like food, but the wrapper was difficult and the bar was heavy. Either the same bird/animal took the bulky candy bar for another try, or a different one grabbed it. I hope they enjoyed their hard earned meal.

In this case it might be a haunted window and the candy bar is an apport, or a paranormal appearance of something from one place to another.

Windows are thresholds to a building and a threshold is where the veil is thin, meaning other things from other dimensions have easier times going through them. Best to lock them at night, and keep them clean from dirt and bugs.

Perhaps someone you knew who has passed had some connection with a candy bar. Also look for other poltergeist signs like open cabinets or drawers in the kitchen. If you decide to eat the candy bar, take it to a priest to be blessed first, make sure there isn't any evil attached to it.

reply to post by Sandalphon


Well if you want to add credit to this theory, my girlfriend says her grandma (who has passed) used to give her and her sister Crispy Crunch bars when she would get them a treat.

reply to post by blaqueice


Your girlfriend is having you on.

I'd start wracking my brains as to what you could have done to her recently to warrant such tomfoolery whilst also being thankful she isn't the 'cling film over the toilet' type of gal.

check the bar, actually unwrap it and look for claw marks, but if it's been hot those may not even be there anymore.
But to be completely honest, matter does not just manifest, the energy needed would be very noticeable. I'd lean towards animals if claw marks are present, otherwise a neighbor was setting example for their kid not behaving good and threw their candy bar out while on a walk.

But I'd honestly go with closing the entrances to your home while no one is home, and then we'd be able to make a better guess as to what happened, plus aren't you worried about break ins?

Aunt Bee doesn't live down the road, this doesn't appear to be Mayberry.

reply to post by LiveForever8


haha, I honestly wish this were the case. She's more of a 'pop out of the closet with a zombie mask on' kind of girl.

Even if she was trying for the subtle scare, she definitely would have come clean about it by now.

reply to post by blaqueice


Never underestimate the allure of sweet, sweet revenge.

If not her; it's definitely alien ghost pigeons.

All I could think of while reading your post is that it's a Willy Wonka type trickery. But really though, a bird or other animal sounds plausible. I have squirrels scaling the walls of my apartment complex to leave their treats on my 12th-floor balcony. I find weird things in my plant pots all the time!