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The man thread

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posted on May, 24 2013 @ 11:56 AM
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Good evening (in my case) my friends

This is the thread where don't need instructions,
We don't ask directions,
We can leave our dirty clothes on the floor without fear of chastisement
And we understand that flat batteries are a perfectly reasonable item to keep.

Ladies *doffs cap and bows*

You are welcome to moan about your men as well, and attempt to teach us how to behave, but I take no responsibility if you don't understand just how sexy a V8 engine sounds, or that Kylie Minouge's backside is a thing of beauty.

I'll start with my all time favourite sound
How sexy is this my brothers ?

Warning mild swearing



Let's all have a laugh

Cody
edit on 24/5/13 by cody599 because: (no reason given)




posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:19 PM
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Allow me to introduce you to the one car I LOVED.

It was my first car, and only muscle car. To this day, I have not owned anything as powerful or as fun. It loved dirt roads, squawked the tires, did awesome burn outs and is still a legend in this man's mind.

A 1976 FireBird Formula 400


(this is not my car but as close to it as I could find.)
Mine was silver with orange pin stripes.

*admires the pool of oil on the floor*



I almost wanted to duck for that video of yours Cody
Sexy sounds for sure!



edit on 24-5-2013 by Darkblade71 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:30 PM
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This is one of my faves, built up bored out American motor crammed into this mid sized RX7.
edit on

There may be some profanity in the video.


edit on 24-5-2013 by shaneslaughta because: (no reason given)
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posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:36 PM
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That sound is indeed hot. Almost caught himself a shave and a haircut too.



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:38 PM
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Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:38 PM
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Ah well im a women but i do love a good car


The sounds of a skyline just always makes me happy!




posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:38 PM
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Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?


I cant speak for the OP but......



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:41 PM
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Originally posted by Darkblade71
Allow me to introduce you to the one car I LOVED.

It was my first car, and only muscle car. To this day, I have not owned anything as powerful or as fun. It loved dirt roads, squawked the tires, did awesome burn outs and is still a legend in this man's mind.

A 1976 FireBird Formula 400


(this is not my car but as close to it as I could find.)
Mine was silver with orange pin stripes.

*admires the pool of oil on the floor*



I almost wanted to duck for that video of yours Cody
Sexy sounds for sure!



edit on 24-5-2013 by Darkblade71 because: (no reason given)


Don't tease me

This is what I drive



Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:42 PM
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Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?


There's another way


Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:43 PM
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*looks at coffee cup..err beer can*

*crushes it on his head*

*burp*

*plucks pieces of coffee cup errr beer can out of his forehead*




edit on 24-5-2013 by Darkblade71 because: (no reason given)



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:43 PM
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I raced a red GT-3k like that one one time with my jeep. he missed second
so i got him the first light.
Next light i didn't fare so well.



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:43 PM
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Originally posted by asala
Ah well im a women but i do love a good car


The sounds of a skyline just always makes me happy!





Trust a mod to go one better


Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:45 PM
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I wasn't expecting to be aroused so soon


I think I've lost Mrs C on this one
Here is a picture for you all



Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 12:52 PM
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I love my car, can't say the same thing to the other poor cars in my households.

Ill leave these pictures say it..




posted on May, 24 2013 @ 01:06 PM
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I dont burp or fart. Im like our queen!

oh ok then maybe she does
.....



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by luciddream
I love my car, can't say the same thing to the other poor cars in my households.

Ill leave these pictures say it..



I see you've met the wife


Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 01:25 PM
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Originally posted by TheDoctor46
reply to post by Night Star
 


I dont burp or fart. Im like our queen!

oh ok then maybe she does
.....


Is that you have the gas mask Doc ?

Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 02:45 PM
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Originally posted by Night Star
Oh, is this the thread where the guys can come and fart and burp and drink beer?


Yeah

But it is also a thread where you can attempt to teach us to be less uncouth
Good luck with that


Cody



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 03:23 PM
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I found a pic of a car almost exactly like "My Little Pony" the only difference being the Mustang stripes on mine are black. Won't let me copy and save the pic, so I'll link it for you- cuz "MY Little Pony" is just too dang sexy!
LINK



posted on May, 24 2013 @ 03:33 PM
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Great thread Cody~ SnF~ Just thought I should help out the females who will innevitably be parusing this thread.... Soooo~ Enjoy! And don't spit soda, beer, whisky, vodka, rum, milk? water? on your keyboard while reading these...

How does the saying go.... Sorry ladies.... "It is what it is"


The Man Rules



Let's get one thing straight, this website is for men. Real men. Sure, it's fine if the ladies want to read along, but Just a Guy Thing is for and about, well, guys.

So it's about time we laid down some rules. The Man Rules. These are our rules! Please note.. these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes or No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the?other one

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. And if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question that you don't want an answer to, expect an answer that you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, hockey or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.? Round IS a shape!

Thank you for reading this.? Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.? But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


In whatever got you pray to men! AMEN!
edit on 24-5-2013 by sulaw because: forgot to say amen.... lol



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